January 25, 2007 | 09:23 AM
Construction Crew Digs Up Drew
CONSTRUCTION CREW
DIGS UP J.D. DREW
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"Theo and I have been working very hard over the last few weeks to locate J.D., we're thankful for the hard work of the Fenway construction team, led by Janet Marie Smith, for making this discovery. Once J.D. gets checked out by the doctors, we should have an agreement signed any day now." -- 1.24.07, Scott Boras
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