Motor City Beatdown

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Beckett Implodes, Offense Evaporates

Sox Box: Detroit 10, Boston 0
Tigers Bang Five Bombs Off the Shell of Josh Beckett
Good News: Beckett Just Locked in Intro Boos for the Home Opener
It's September in March for the Reeling Red Sox
Thumb and Dumber: Beckett Just Didn't Execute... Yeah, Right
Schill, Theo, Tito, and Pap Smiling Ear-to-Ear
Look Out Below Shuts Down Stumblin' Sox, Too
Good Thing Baseball's Not Important to Beckett Anymore
Buchholz in Must-Win Start Sunday
We'll Always Have Fenway 100 and a Liverpool Re-run Sunday Night
Maybe They Should Carry 15 Pitchers
Too Soon to Fire Bobby V?

"They were all in the middle of the plate and they hit them hard." -- Josh Captain Obvious Beckett

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1. Say I didn't execute pitches, 11 #@%! times,
2. Try not to mention missing 'Tek in postgame Q&A,
3. Fly to Boise Idaho then Gary Indiana to get thumb examined,
4. Get back on Popeye's and Lone Star pronto,
5. Get oil changed on my truck