The Return of the Cardiac Kids

(Boston Globe Design)

Maybe They Will Kill Bobby V Before This Season Is Over

Sox Box: Sweepers 7, Minnesota 6 | Red Sox Hang On to Sweep Twinkies
Does Bobby Have Too Much on His Plate if He Can't Get Left/Right Straight?
If Salty Can't Hit, He Can Always Fill Out the Lineup Card for Valentine
Another Day, Another 3-Run Homer for Magnificent Mike Aviles
The Buck Doesn't Stop Here for 8.87 ERA Clay
At Least V Got the Bullpen Right Last Night

"I looked on this [mobile phone] and there was no history on him. It had his name, and 'against left-handed hitting.' My fault. That's why you make these lineups out early enough." -- Bobby V on his latest blunder

"Did Bobby think the 'R' stood for Republican?" -- Gerry Callahan on WEEI's Dennis and Callahan Show

He's The Heart Attack Closer

(BDD / MAGUIRE)

Crawford's Heading South

(AP File)

Carl DL Crawford Is Going to See the
Dreaded Doctor of Doom James Andrews

Crawford Seeking Answers on Injured Elbow
It's Officially The Worst Signing in the History of Baseball
Theo Chicago Should Be Very Proud of His $142 Million Blunder