Now He's Jacked and Pumped
(Boston Dirt Dogs Photo / Nick Merrill)
Stop the Presses: KFK is Actually Going to Get in Shape
"I've been in the weight room. I've worked as hard as I ever have this offseason, probably the hardest I ever have. I'm in the best shape I've ever been in just because of this whole thing. I'd do pushups just to keep the nights going by." -- Mr. Red Sox on MLB.com
"While shoveling the steps this morning (again), I finally understood. Of course. The Red Sox won the World Series, right? This is hell freezing over."
-- 1.28.05 Allen Rutberg,
Holliston, Boston Globe, Letters to the Editor