July 16, 2004 | 03:29 PM
Millar shaves ass
BREAKING NEWS: "Per WEEI: Millar has shaved his ass and will run backwards tonight in an attempt to shake things up and turn things around." -- SoSH's exGloucester
"Randy Johnson does not want to go to Boston and be part of that nuthouse up there (with Francona)." -- Bill Madden, New York Daily News on WEEI (for real)