"More Crapola, If your lucky enough to get tickets at these prices, you are truly special. Most of us have to pay the 200-300% increased ticket prices passed on by the so called brokers. So much for the Fenway 'No Scalp Zone'. The scalping is done by the 'white collared' criminals." -- BiggestHank
While the Patriots Were Beating the Colts, Bill Belichick Turned into a Horse's Behind
Colts 35, Patriots 34: Read It and Weep Pats Blow 17-Point 4th Quarter Lead I Give the Call Two Thumbs Up. Sincerely, Grady Little
“We tried to win the game on that play. I thought we could have made that yard. I thought we had a good play. We completed it. I don’t know how we could not get a yard on that completion, but I guess we didn’t."
-- Bill Belichick, looking for a yard when he needed two
Blue Jays general manager Alex Anthopoulos: "If we get the right package, we'll make the trade. It would be awfully narrow thinking of me to turn down the best offer because of the fact it came from within our division. Now, if we had a strictly apples and apples offers for Halladay, one from Boston, one from another team, it would not be Boston. If we made a deal we owe it to our fans to obtain the best deal possible."
"There's a school of thought that says [Varitek] would be better with a bit more rest. If he does pick up the option, there would be an opportunity to rest more next year with Victor catching more." -- Theo on the catching change
Is Theo Finally Going to Get Serious About Getting an Everyday Shortstop?
Sox Decline Option on Alex Gonzalez Theo Fails to Make a Deal for Hardy Economic Crisis Hits Home: First The Sox Don't Spend Manny's Salary Savings, Now John Henry Cuts the Hedges Good News: Sox Expected to Finish Within 10 Games of the Yankees in 2010
Was There a Parade in New York Today Or Something? OK, Fine, Congratulations to the New York Yankees on Winning World Championship No. 27 ... But You Owe It All to Kate Hudson
"This is the greatest event of my life. It's nine years in the making and we owe it to Kate Hudson." -- Chris Sessa, holding sign at the big parade today
The Globetrotters Win! THEEEEEEEEE GLOBETROTTERS WIN! Japan's Hideki Matsui, The Indians' CC Sabathia, Texas Rangers' Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira, Toronto's A.J. Burnett, and Boston's Johnny Damon Lead the Way And For Just $423.5 Million in Long-Term Free-Agent Spending, And a Few Million More to Round Out the $206M Roster, You Too Can Be a World Champion We Won 95 Games Last Year in a Very Competitive Division. Sincerely, Theo Epstein We'll Always Have NASCAR, Yachts, and Real Estate! Sincerely, John Henry And Where In the World Is Larry Lucchino While the Evil Empire Eats His Lunch? At Least Tom Werner Put Out a New Hit Show with Kelsey Grammar... Oh, Nevermind Playing the Role of an Over-matched Grady Little Tonight Will Be Charlie Manuel Did The Phillies Know There Was a Game to Be Played Last Night? Just Awful Theo's Got Numbers That Prove Alex Gonzalez is a Better Player Than Alex Rodriguez The Royals Have Got to Be Feeling Good About Their Chances Next Season And They Did It By Cracking the Shell of the Pitcher Formally Known As Pedro The Movement Starts Here: Bring Back John Damon! Bring Back John Damon! Oh The Things You Can Do With a Billion Dollar Stadium Full of Money Launderers Read It And Weep: New York Post | Daily News | Newsday
"Hey Dirt Dogs... %$#! &%$! %$#! &$#! &%$#! &%! &%#! and %$#! &%$!" -- E-mails from all the Yankee fans, apparently happy about winning title No. 27*
And Red Sox Fans Are Finally Going to Get Restless ...
"Theo, Tito, and John Henry (and mainly John Henry): Well, you got your work cut out for you now. You used to be BOLD, and no one has seen it in 5 years. The Yanks just out DID everyone here and you were left in their wake. Now, it's up to you to go out and be BOLD once again. Your NATION is requiring it of you. Failure will be on you and no one, especially you, should accept it. Be aggressive! Stand tall and do the most for your team. Find the right blend of excellence and personality and bring it to Boston. We can no longer depend on low risk high reward players like Smoltz. We all saw how (not) well he did this year. Go out and Get it!!!" -- Jack H., Red Sox Nation
Q. Would it amuse you to hear that every Red Sox fan is rooting for you to beat the Yankees?
PEDRO MARTINEZ: No, it wouldn't. It wouldn't surprise me at all. I know that they don't like the Yankees to win, not even in Nintendo games. (Laughter). And knowing that I am part of Boston, I consider myself a Bostonian, as well, too, I've been a Montrealer, a Bostonian, and now a New Yorker, and somehow I might become a Philadelphian now. But I've only been there for a short period. It's something that's a work in progress, and I'm pretty sure that every Boston fan out there can feel proud that I'm going to try to beat the Yankees, and I'm going to give just the same effort I always did for them. They're special fans, and they will always have my respect.
10 Years From Now, Pedro Will Have You Believing He Won the Game Last Night
Series Even... But It Was All About Pedro Martinez Didn't Blow Up, Burnett Just Shut the Philly Offense Down Matsui Cheap Shot Homer Latest Embarrassment for New Stadium At Least A-Rod Is Stinking Up the Joint
“I know they really want to root for me. It’s just that I don’t play for the Yankees. They love the fact that I compete. I’m a New Yorker as well. If I was on the Yankees, I’d probably be like a king over here. But that’s not the case right now.” -- Pedro Martinez, a King among men
Red Sox Nation Will Be Behind the Phillies Tonight
Let's Hope Pedro Can Still Run His Fastball As Well As His Mouth
Priceless quotes from Pedro Martinez: I think in every aspect, the way you guys have used me and abused me since I've been coming to Dodger Stadium (sic), just because I wore actually a red uniform just like this one while playing for Boston, it's been like — I remember quotes in the paper, 'Here comes the man that New York loves to hate.' Man? None of you have probably ever eaten steak with me or rice and beans with me to understand what the man is about. You might say the player, the competitor, but the man? You guys have abused my name. You guys have said so many things, have written so many things...
I just compete. And yes, I will do whatever it takes to beat you. But I'm a human being after I take my clothes off. A lot of people can witness that any time, anywhere, any moment...
There was one time I remember when I was a free agent, there was talk that I might meet with Steinbrenner. One of your colleagues had me in the papers with horns and a tail, red horns and a tail. That's a sign of the devil. I'm a Christian man. I don't like those things. I take those things very serious...
I remember getting back to my dugout and seeing middle fingers. My mom, poor mom. I'm glad she's blessed by God because all those curses were, I mean, unbelievable...
I don't know if you realize this, but because of you guys in some ways, I might be at times the most influential player that ever stepped in Yankee Stadium... I have all the respect in the world for the way they enjoy being fans. Sometimes they might be giving you the middle finger, just like they will be cursing you and telling you what color underwear you're wearing... (a far cry from the quotes we hear at Fenway from the dullards that Theo has assembled in the post-2004 era)
Ut Oh! Ut Oh! ...
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Utley, Lee Are in Another World for Phillies Globetrotters Go Down in Rare Defeat A-Roid, Sabathia Can't Get It Done On the Big Stage
Meanwhile, Pedro votes for the Yankees: "I'm not instigating anything, so guys, get it right: I respect the Yankees, I love the Yankees, but I would love to beat them as much as I look forward to playing them," "
-- 10.23.09, New York Post
Philly Fans Shower Manny With Some Brotherly Love The LA Media, Too
We Told You So Los Angeles... Dodger Finally Meet the Lollygagging, Lazy Fielding, Mail It In Manny Playoff Baseball's No Big Deal When You Can Shower, Shop, and Eat Sushi... And Guess Who's Coming Back in Blue for $20 Million Next Year? T.J. Simers: Squandering Everything, Just to End Up the Same as '08 Plaschke: Dodger Didn't Have What It Takes
"His awful second half of the season ended in an array of wild swings and jeers Wednesday, beginning in the fifth inning with the Dodgers still trailing just 6-3. With runners on first and second and facing new pitcher Chad Durbin, Ramirez bounced a ball in front of home plate, and he did not seem to run particularly hard, as he was easily thrown out to end the inning. And here came the Philly chants . . . 'You take steroids,' they screamed. 'Take a shower,' they howled.
Ramirez hit .263 in this series with one extra-base hit and countless blown opportunities, and talk about faith. The Dodgers must spend the winter praying that Ramirez relearns to hit with an untainted body. Ramirez could opt out of his $20-million contract, but he won't, because nobody will give him anything close to that sort of money, so both parties are stuck with each other." -- 10.22.09, Bill Plaschke, LA Times
"The latest Ramirez fiasco, while much ado about nothing except for those insisting he be a cheerleader, demonstrates what a polarizing figure Ramirez has become now that he can't be depended on to hit like his resume suggests. It's so easy to condemn him for taking a shower after leaving Game 4, most sports fans unable to imagine anyone not watching such an exciting game -- let alone one of the competitors. But it's just like the wife, who couldn't understand why Jeffrey Dahmer ate people, having to be reminded she could never think like Dahmer." -- 10.22.09, T.J. Simers, LA Times
The Sox Got World Serious in the Bronx And Brought Down the House That Ruth Built
The Real Championship Was Won When Johnny Damon Broke the Back of the New York Yankees in Game 7 to Complete the Greatest Comeback in Baseball History Boston 10, New York 3: Damon Grand Slam, 2-Run HR; D-Lowe One Hit Ball Sox Watched 'Miracle on Ice' Before Game, D-Lowe Talked to Jim Craig That Little Romp Over the Cardinals Was Just Icing on the Cake Even Pedro and Schill Played Grab-Ass After the Shock Heard 'Round the World
Will Mariano Be Banned from the Game? Out of the Hall of Fame? And Is Papelbon Now the Greatest Closer Ever? Update: MLB Reviews the Tapes and Clears Yankee Closer (We're Sure Yankee Bob Watson Was Involved with That One) This Just In: Balloon Boy's Father Insists Mo's Spit Ball Was No Hoax
It's just different kind of stuff against those hitters. We have all the matchups and all the scouting reports and we felt [Aceves] was a better matchup for us." -- Joe Girardi... will be on the hook if NY blows the series
Phillies Got a Pedey Like It's 1999 Martinez Dominates Manny, Dodgers
Dodgers-Phillies Box Pedro Comes Out, 5 Pitchers Blow the Phillies Win Ut-Oh, Pedro Win By the Boards After Chase Utley Air Mailer Brings in Run Martinez No-Hitter Broken Up in Third Inning, But He Still Completely Owns Manny Never Take Pedro Out of a Playoff Game. Sincerely Grady Little Theo Went Re-tread Shopping, and All We Got Was the Shell of John "I Love Pitching in St. Louis But Loved Boston's Contract" Smoltz Speaking of Bob Lobel, Catch Him on Sports Legends New England Saturday at 6 p.m. on MyTV New England
John Henry and His Big Brass Band... need deeper pockets and less Pocket Money (see Teixeira, Mark and say goodbye to the pennant), NASCAR, boats, weddings at Fenway, real estate, doing voiceovers for commercials, and allowing most tickets to wind up on their aftermarket at 400 percent markups to fans. Oh and they've created a corporate canned environment at Fenway where we saw the smallest standing room crowd in years for Game 3, and the bigwigs in the seats are so bored they can barely muster up the energy to chant "Let's Go Red Sox" until the fat lady starts singing. And after the debacle of making the players wear Hanging Sox Hats, they really need to consider cashing out and selling the team, because they've completely sold out.
In Theo We Bust... As the GM continues to morph into Dan Duquette, the Sox are suddenly looking like an old Dan Duquette team. The revolving door at shortstop continues to haunt the franchise. Yes, $103 million forked over for Matsuzaka could have been better spent, same for Drew. Bay is no Manny, sorry. Caught sleeping at the wheel with new 'Tek deal. Major misread on John Smoltz (see Gagne, Eric), and Julio Lugo and his sunk cost were shipped out of Boston a day too soon. Good thing he doesn't let the fans influence him... except when it comes to overpaying for Mike Lowell.
A Testy David Ortiz... If you thought his early season performance sunk the Sox from the get-go, it was nothing compared to the shameful, 10-days-too-late, lame vitamins-and-supplements press conference in Yankee Stadium with a disheveled Michael Weiner by his side. But his real "careless" crime was letting some sketch slap his name on a bad Framingham restaurant in his quest not to leave one marketing dollar on the table.
Captain Feels the Crunch... We won't be fooled again... but if you're Theo Epstein, you were fooled again by Scott Boras and Jason Varitek (remember when he wanted a Posada contract?). What will we do without his annual clutch hit and empty cliches.... errr leadership... after every game? How will Josh Beckett manage to implode without him? And can we put the 'C' in a time capsule, never to be worn externally by anyone ever?
Jon Papelbon, a.k.a. Trade Bait... When you only pitch 60 innings in a season, you've got to be ready to go in October, not ready to go home. The Idiots act was natural, Paps' on camera performances seem forced. Cinco Ocho? Who gives themselves a nickname? And is he still focused on breaking the bank for closers based on that phony save stat? Daniel Bard, the real Nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Josh Bad Boy Beckett... Just didn't locate his pitches... just didn't execute tonight.... ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... enough. Something's wrong here. The staff "ace" just isn't one of the elite starters in baseball anymore. Can we re-do the Hanley Ramirez trade now?
Daisuke Matsuzaka... is just laughing his ass off all the way to the bank. And it's our dime. But he'll be ready for the next time... Team Japan calls his name.
Papelblown, Papelbum, Papelgone Baby Gone Pride and Broom for Angels | Rally Chimps 7, Really Chumps 6 In the End, We Could Have Used Daniel Bard's 2 No-Hit Innings Was That Schiraldi's Ghost Exiting Through the Open Door in Center Field? Papelbon Not Ready for Prime Time (Why?)... But He's Still Got a Show on Cable Aren't You Vlad Tito Decided to Walk the Not-So-Dangerous Torii Hunter? No Worries for John Henry... He's Got 11 Other Businesses to Focus On Maybe Theo Just Needs a Bigger Budget with More Sunk Cost Money to Spend... At Least David Ortiz Will Stop Yapping About How Great His Season Turned Out Jason Bay Is a Nice Little Player, But Is He The Guy to Break the Bank On? Really Jon Lester? You Were Surprised By the Booing of Papelbon? Really? This Just In... Manny Ramirez, Johnny Damon, Pedro Martinez... Still Playin' Party Like It's 1995: Mo Vaughn, Jose Canseco, Meet David Ortiz, Kevin Youkilis We'll Give Youk a Mulligan... Because He'll Probably Freak Out If We Don't New at 11: Boring Team with No Identity Starts Winter Early Seriously Tito? Jed Lowrie with the Season on the Line? Bright Side: Just 4 Months Until Truck Day!
Down Town | Not Your Father's Angels 4 Wild Card Champions 1 So Much for the Ace in the Hole, Beckett Can't Get Out of 7th At Least He's Getting Beat By the Erick Aybars of the World This Is Just Nuts Being Up 2-0. Sincerely, Torii Hunter And That's 4 More Hits For the Home Team In Case You Lost Count Robbie Wants to Cano... Whatever Happened to Dustin Pedroia? Is David .000rtiz Still Asking Around For Apologies Because He Can Still Do It? Postseason Memories... We'll Always Have That Victor Martinez RBI Jason Bay... The Price Goes Down Every Day. Sincerely, Matt Holliday So When Does Lopez Live Come On? Frank TV Wants to Know ... This Just In: Twins Robbed By Blind Ump in Bronx Mike L.000well Checking In ... J.D. Who? Blame It On Pizzuti
"We want it. I mean, I can't say we want it more than those guys, but we definitely want it. I'm pretty sure they want it, too. It's just not working out for them. We've just got to keep putting the pressure on them and stay hungry. You've got to kick somebody when they're down, and that's what we're doing." -- Angels outfielder Torii Hunter playing the role of Kevin Millar
Anaheim 5, Boston Zero | Lester Not All That Impressive If You're Still Counting, That Was 4 Singles for Your Wild Card Champions Good Thing Theo Epstein Doesn't Care About RBIs At All... Whew.... Can We Get the Always Angry Kevin Youkilis Back? So Goes Jacoby, So Go the Sox... Nowhere Can't Get No Relief: Hey Ramon Ramirez... You're Not in Kansas City Anymore Is David Ortiz Taking All his Vitamins and Supplements? Adding Insults to Injury: Getting Shut Down by Really Old Friend Darren Oliver And Having to Look at Scott Boras's Godawful Mug Behind the Plate No Show City: And Whatever Happened to Red Sox Nation West Coast? And the Angels 10th Player Award Goes to... CB Bucknor We're Not Feeling Well After Tonight Either, Tito Nice to See 3 Errors to Boot
"Four singles and three errors isn't going to win too many ballgames, so you tip your hat a little bit. But I think we can be better." -- Jason Bay... making us confident for Game 2... sort of...
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ALS Association Mass Chapter to strike out Amyotrophic Lateral
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