Seattle Slews Sox
SEATTLE SLEWS SOX IN MASSIVE FOULKE UP
"...terrible, absolutely brutal" -- Red Sox "closer" Keith Foulke
Keith has no teeth, fools no one with 85 mph, $21M junk balls. Gasoline Alley bullpen returns as Francona's phonies crumble in worst loss of the year. Sox are 35-35 since April 30. Sox look like slop in the field again. What the Foulke happened to this team?
Time for "changes for changes sake" Mr. Epstein.
Another Boonedoggle as Lescan'tic gives up grand slam in 11th
Road Hogs turn to D-Lowe who looked like death on rye bread on bench in Anaheim
Nation goes to sleep after High Tek boom
but wakes up feeling sleepless
Mariners 8 Road Hogs 4
Dirt Doggin': Pokey goes down with injury. No good news today.
"No-mar's Bit-ter... No-mar's Bit-ter... No-mar's Bit-ter..."
Kentucky Fried is Cooked
Cow-boy Up Needs to Sit Down
He got endorsements in the off-season, but didn't bother to get in shape.
Kevin's KFC Targeted by Animal Rights Groups
"An investigator for an animal rights group captured video showing chickens being kicked, stomped and thrown against a wall by workers at a supplier for Kentucky Fried Chicken."