July 29, 2004 | 05:38 PM
Yankee Bob
Watsonofabitch!
'Yankee Bob' Screws Sox Again, Selig Powerless to Stop NY Corruption
Tek gets four games for answering foul mouth punk's challenge. Nixon gets three games for pulling behind-the-back sucker-choker Sturtze off Kapler's neck. Gabe gets three games for defending himself against mugging. Schilling,
Ortiz fined for no reason. MLB is a disgrace.
"Keep Us in Suspension"
"The new team motto for 2004" -- Boston media icon Bob Lobel
