Bartolo Colon, Petey 1999, Chris Berman

Berman Talking Fantasy Baseball

"Kids crying all over Boston for a month or two, or maybe some even now still crying at night going to sleep. Nomar was... hey look, I feel it's saad that Nomar's still not a Red Sock. He was the link. Williams. Yaz. Nomar."-- ESPN's Nomar Dilusionist Chris Berman

Tonight We Got a Petey Like It's 1999

The Old Pedro is Good to Go

Bartoloco

Meanwhile, the sun comes up, the sun goes down, and Bartolo Colon has lunch (and gets a new haircut) before tonight's big game.