Randy Johnson New York Meltdown
Big Baby Blowup
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Big Apple Snapple
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(Boston Dirt Dogs Image / Nick Merrill) |
The Manhattan Project's Tirade
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Angry Unit Shoves Cameraman on Day One
"Don't talk back to me!"
The Bronx Hillbilly
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Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Randy
The sad Diamondback, was his modus operandi
And then on the day he turned his head to cough
He saw a cameraman, and told 'em to #&@! off.
"Frightened", he is, country boy... city streets...
Well, the first thing to know, is he's a millionaire
A tall, ugly southpaw, with curly 80s hair
He said, the "New York Yankees is the only place for me"
So he loaded up the truck and he moved to NYC
"Toilet", that is, press pools... nudie bars...
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to "The Randy Honeymoon"
He might be better suited playin' basketball with Boone
We're all invited back again to this reality:
He's just a cranky cracker with a gimpy, swollen knee
Hillbilly, that is, set a spell, take your shoes off
Y'all come back now, hear?
-- Peter Stasiowski, Boston Dirt Dogs
Meanwhile Schilling Runs a Marathon
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...Shonda Schilling, not the Big Guy
Boston Red Sox Ace Curt Schilling, in the spiffy Johnny Unitas Baltimore Colts throwback jersey, hugs his better half Shonda, as she finishes the P.F. Chang's Rock and Roll Marathon Sunday in Phoenix. Shonda finished the marathon in 4 hours and 50 minutes raising $40,000 for the SHADE Foundation. It was Shonda's first marathon (congratulations!). She will now be running the Boston Marathon in April to raise money again for SHADE. Stay tuned for details on how you can sponsor Shonda's first Boston run.
And Gammons Has a Beer
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(Boston Globe Staff Photo / George Rizer) |
... Named After Him.
Get some limited edition Harpoon 'Commissioner's Pale Ale' produced to honor Peter Gammons and his role in the Hot Stove Cool Music benefit supporting the Jimmy Fund.
