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File Under: Making Scott Boras Proud
Johnny Starts Negotiating Publicly for His Next Big Contract
Before the Fenway Faithful Have Even Filed Out of the Park

"...You need someone who can put people in the seats and I'm the kind of guy who can do that. I'm looking for five plus (years). I'm looking for a lot. For what I bring to the table night in and night in. We know how good Manny and David are, but I also help them look real good. They make me look real good."
-- Johnny Damon immediately after a season-ending devastating loss