He Falls to Pieces

He Falls to Pieces ...

BDD - Meir Weinberg

(BDD Photo Illustration / Meir Weinberg)

... Whenever Tito Calls Him In

With Apologies to Patsy Cline. "I Fall to Pieces"

He falls to pieces,
Each time we see him again.
He falls to pieces.
When can he be just old friend?

We want three strikes but he just missed.
He wants us to forget, pretend we never led.
And we've tried and we've tried, but we haven't yet.
Jays walk by and he falls to pieces.

He falls to pieces,
Each time Tito calls his name.
He falls to pieces.
Just throwing gas on the flame.

Tito tells me to find someone else to throw,
Someone who'll get outs too, like Papelbon used to.
But each time he goes with Gagne we knew,
Jays walk by and he falls to pieces.

Jays walk by and he fall to pieces.

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