Sitting Pretty
Sitting Pretty
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(BDD / Sycamore High School Photo - 1997) |
The Sox Are In a League of Their Own
And Youk, and His High School Hairpiece, Are Taking a Seat Tonight
Ryan: Who's On First?
Schilling: Up 2-0 and a Mile High
Funky Ohhh-kajima!
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(Reuters Photo) |
To the tune of Funky Cold Medina...
The Rox came into Boston
Looking for some action
But like our old friend Steinbrenner,
They couldn�t get no satisfaction!
Clint Hurdle told his boys,
�We just won 20 of 21.
Now let�s go into Fenway Park
and have a little fun!�
But Francis got spooked
when the crowd yelled �YOOOUK!�
Holliday kept screaming, �WHY?!!�
And both our aces
And Paps� scary faces
Made Tulowitzki cry!
So Clint walked to the Boston dugout
And saw this guy named Tito
Clint said to the guy,
�Why are you so fly?�
He said,
�Funky Ohhh-kajima!�
Funky Ohhh-kajima!
Then Tito told Clint Hurdle
Some more of his tricks
He said, �Make Pedroia your leadoff man
And you�ll get lots of hits!
Our number two�s lucky goatee
Is thicker than molasses!
And Papi and Manny hit it so far
You have to get out your glasses!
We�ve got Lugo and Coco
Bringin� all their love
Mike Lowell with his golden bat
And his Golden Glove!
We�ve got slammin� outfielders
Like Ellsbury and Drew
But of course you need
great pitching too
Like Funky Ohhh-kajima!
Funky Ohhh-kajima!
Now, Beckett�s got a curve
That could not be any meaner
Then Schilling and Dice-K show up
And take you to the cleaners
Jon Lester is our come back kid
And for Timlin, it�s old hat
Del Carmen, Lopez, & Gagne
Might just ruin your at bat!
When we needed one more,
Kyle Snyder was the answer
And of course our lights out closer
Who is one mean Riverdancer
We�ve got Cora, Kielty, and Hinske
Always ready when they get the call
Our back-up catcher Dougie
can even catch a knuckleball!
And you need great vets like Captain Tek
To calm the young guys� fears
We�ve got this great guy, Wake
We�ve counted on for 13 years!�
Clint looked appalled!
He said, �I heard we�d win it all
If I ate a Fenway weinah!�
Tito said, �No, no,
I tell ya, Bro
It�s the Funky Ohhh-kajima!�
Funky Ohhh-kajima! -- � 2007 Jessica Lynn Curtis
