October 24, 2007 | 10:32 AM
Sox on Fox
Oh, the Places Tulowitzki and Torrealba Won't Go!
With apologies to Dr. Seuss...
Rox
Sox
Rox on Fox
Sox on Fox
Rox vs. Sox on Fox
Sox vs. Rox on Fox
Sox vs. Rox in Coors Bandbox
Sox have Jocks
Rox have Jocks
Jocks in Field or Batter's Box
Jocks with Money Box of Stocks
Papi strong as Wild Ox
Fox ex-Jocks sit in Press Box
Listen to Tim McCarver's Vox!
The insanity he Talks and Squawks
Joe Buck oughtta clean his Clocks
Rox beat Sox
Sox beat Rox
No one claims the games are Locks
And on some wood a Nation Knocks
But if the Rox Outfox the Sox
Or Gagne Walks or Beckett Balks
It surely would cause Mocks and Shocks
Requiring Whiskey on the Rocks
... and then, as Manny says, there will always be next year ...
-- Mark Stebbins, 10.24.07
