Ortizzle Bedazzles Fo' Shizzle

Ortizzle Bedazzles Fo' Shizzle

Now You Can Be a Diamond-Studded Star Like the Large Father

Extra Bases: Paps Dances and Dazzles on David Letterman

Papelbon: "And this is actually coming from a guy, um, not very many people know this, but David Ortiz happens to be a huge Bedazzler." (Dave cracks up laughing, audience laughs) "So, yeah, yeah, see like this jacket right here? He couldn't wear this jacket normally, he'd have to put, like, Bedazzle a Lamborghini in the back, or something like that." (audience laughs)

Letterman: "I see, yeah. So that was it, that got everybody's attention."

Papelbon: "I think it did, yeah." (audience laughs) -- 10.31.07, Papelbon on Letterman