Ladies and Gentlemen, Start Your Showers

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Start Your Showers

Former New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens (R) departs with his attorney Rusty Hardin after being deposed by the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee about steroid use in Major League Baseball, February 5, 2008 in Washington

(Getty Images Photo / Jonathan Ernst)

Rusty's Act Is Coming Back to Washington,
And We're All Going to Feel Dirty Just By Watching

Mike Lupica: Rusty Hardin Can't Stop Talking
More Lupica: More Outlandish Ramblings from Rusty

"As you know by now, Rusty Hardin, an attorney for Roger Clemens who somehow never seems to run out of saliva, has now compared Clemens' circumstances to the circumstances of three Duke lacrosse players falsely accused - and later officially charged - with rape in Durham, N.C." -- 2.10.08, Mike Lupica, New York Daily News

While You Were Sleeping ...

Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens signs autographs after his meeting with Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) on Capitol Hill in Washington

(Reuters Photo)

Roger Clemens Was Creeping Around More Offices in Washington Signing Autographs for the 'Jurors'

Mike Lupica: Clemens Turns Hearings Into a Joke

"These are no longer congressional hearings anybody can take seriously. They have turned into nothing more than a show, and occasionally a clown show, before they even start up again, Roger Clemens having been allowed to go door-to-door with his story the way guys used to go door-to-door with vacuum cleaners." -- 2.10.08, Mike Lupica, New York Daily News

Let's Take Another Look at Little Debbie

BDD - Debbie Clemens 1999 and 2003

(AP and Sports Illustrated File Photos)

Source: Brian McNamee Testified Debbie Clemens Took HGH

This Is About All That's Left of Roger's Legacy ...

This photo provided by Emery Celli Brinckerhoff & Abady, is one of the photographs submitted to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee by Brian McNamee, former personal trainer for pitcher Roger Clemens, on Thursday, Feb. 7, 2008 on Capitol Hill in Washington, showing evidence of alleged use of steroids by Clemens

(AP Photo)

"It was so cold today, Roger Clemens was injecting soup in his ass." -- 2.11.08, David Letterman

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