Let's Be Blunt

Let's Be Blunt

Where There's Smoke, There's Fire ...
It's High Times for Your New England Patriots

To the lyrics of Because I Got High, by Afroman

I was gonna hide those hand-rolled blunts until I got high
I remembered the sheriff's search but then I got high
My team is all messed up and I know why
'Cause we got high, 'cause we got high, 'cause we got high

Willie Andrews got busted in his car, before I got high
He meant to blame Ty Law’s cousin too, but then he got high
He won’t be here next year and I know why
'Cause he got high, 'cause he got high, 'cause he got high

I bought tickets to Lil Wayne and then I got high
We didn’t beat the New York Giants, but I got high
Now I'm under a microscope and I know why
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high

Now Now I gotta go to court because I got high
I was team captain last year but then I got high
I bet that’s deal's one-and-done and I know why
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high

I wasn’t gonna run from the cop but I was high
I wasn’t smoking in the Cajundome but I was high
Now I’m a headline in all the papers
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I bought 18 Burger Kings, because I get high
I was gonna buy a Wendy’s too but then I got high
Now I'll soon be slinging fries and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high