Let's Be Blunt

Let's Be Blunt

Kevin Faulk of the New England Patriots poses for his 2007 NFL headshot at photo day in Foxborough, Massachusetts.

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Where There's Smoke, There's Fire ...
It's High Times for Your New England Patriots

To the lyrics of Because I Got High, by Afroman

I was gonna hide those hand-rolled blunts until I got high
I remembered the sheriff's search but then I got high
My team is all messed up and I know why
'Cause we got high, 'cause we got high, 'cause we got high

Willie Andrews got busted in his car, before I got high
He meant to blame Ty Law’s cousin too, but then he got high
He won’t be here next year and I know why
'Cause he got high, 'cause he got high, 'cause he got high

I bought tickets to Lil Wayne and then I got high
We didn’t beat the New York Giants, but I got high
Now I'm under a microscope and I know why
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high

Now Now I gotta go to court because I got high
I was team captain last year but then I got high
I bet that’s deal's one-and-done and I know why
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high

I wasn’t gonna run from the cop but I was high
I wasn’t smoking in the Cajundome but I was high
Now I’m a headline in all the papers
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I bought 18 Burger Kings, because I get high
I was gonna buy a Wendy’s too but then I got high
Now I'll soon be slinging fries and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

A Burger King that is one of 16 now partly owned by New England Patriots' Kevin Faulk in Richmond, VA on August 14, 2007.

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Belichick’s kid got caught too, he probably was high
It happens in Weston too, rich people get high
We keep getting busted, and I know why
We like to get high, we like to get high, we like to get high

We blew our perfect season because we got high
We lost the Super Bowl because we got high
Now we’re booed all over and I know why
- Spygate won’t die, Spygate won’t die, Spygate won’t die

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don’t play next year I know why
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high

Kevin Faulk football player for the New England Patriots held a fundraiser Friday evening to benefit the United Way of Louisiana and Massachusetts . He is seen outside the 33 Restuarant and Lounge with Igor Blatnik, middle , and Greg F. Den Herder both owners of 33

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