May 1, 2008 | 11:53 PM
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Sox Sticks are in the Mud
Jays 1, Sox Zip
Sox Score Just 3 Runs for the Series
Tito the Cooler: Manny Hasn't Homered Since He Sat Down for Two Days
The 496 Banner on the Monster Is Getting Cobwebs on It
Wake Pitched Just Good Enough to Lose Tonight
More O'fers: The Youk and Pedroia All-Star Campaigns Begin with a Whimper
The Hits Keep Coming for Roger
Barbara Walters and Prominent Righty Were An Item
"It's been a busy week for President Bush, tomorrow he meets with the girlfriends of Roger Clemens." -- 5.1.08, David Letterman, The Late Show