Return for the Worse

(Boston Globe Staff Photo / Barry Chin)

That Was the Worst First Inning in the History of Earth

Saturday Afternoon Box: St. Louis 9, Boston 3 | Cards Slice and Dice Sox
I Can See for Miles and Miles That Matsuzaka Didn't Have It Early
That Was the Shortest Outing By a Boston Starter Since a "Disheveled" Derek Lowe
Lasted Just One Inning at Yankee Stadium on Sept. 18, 2004
House of Glaus: Oh Boy, Troy Hits 4-Run Homer, Game Over
J.D. June: Another Long Ball in Losing Effort
Yawn: Some St. Louis Columnist is Jealous of Boston's Success

"I just hope that I can get back to a good spot. The good, I can't really think of anything that was good. Things were mostly bad today." -- 6.21.08, Dice-K on his debacle