'JUS-tin ... JUS-tin ...'
Let The Cowardly Lion Hear It Tonight
"I've known myself as Joba since I was born. My niece was unable to pronounce Justin, so she'd call me that. Nobody knew my real name until I graduated from high school, when my dad put it in the yearbook. Now there's nothing that could make me switch back. It'll never happen. No, sir." -- Justin "Joba" Chamberlain, ESPN The Magazine, 7.28.08