Tito Goes with Joe!
Can Joe the Plumber Be the Sox Stopper?
Leaking News: With Season Quickly Going Down the Drain,
Tito Counters Kazmir Move by Naming Joe the Plumber
as Tonight's Surprise Game 5 Starter
This Just In: Francona Won't Be Outfoxed By Maddon Again
Tito Plays Chess, While Maddon Plays Checkers
"With Joe throwing tonight, you won't be taxing the bullpen after just five innings like that one [Matsuzaka] over there." -- John
"It's not that I want to punish Joe's success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind him in that overtaxed bullpen that they've got a chance at success, too."
-- Senator Government