The Waiting Is the Hardest Part
And It's Pronounced Tei-SHAIR-ah... Just In Case
But Boston Will End Up Calling Him Tex
Bill Reynolds, Providence Journal: "... there’s something disgusting about all this, the fact it’s so public, the fact it’s all over the news, the fact that it’s covered with such importance, the fact it’s all but held baseball fans hostage, the fact it’s dragged out, the fact that he’s become the new poster child for excess in a time of national crisis. For I am waiting for Mark Teixeira and I want to take a shower."