The Waiting Is the Hardest Part
And It's Pronounced Tei-SHAIR-ah... Just In Case
But Boston Will End Up Calling Him Tex
Bill Reynolds, Providence Journal: "... thereís something disgusting about all this, the fact itís so public, the fact itís all over the news, the fact that itís covered with such importance, the fact itís all but held baseball fans hostage, the fact itís dragged out, the fact that heís become the new poster child for excess in a time of national crisis. For I am waiting for Mark Teixeira and I want to take a shower."