February 13, 2009 | 05:56 PM
Friday the 13th

(Jim Davis / Boston Globe Staff)
... Jason Lives!
Lucky Day: The $5 Million Man Is In the House
Get Ready for Smoltz... In June
My Funny Valentine
(BDD / Red Socks Diaries)
Alex Has a Crush on Someone...
And It's Not 'That Lady Reporter' Who (cough) Was Hired by That Magazine to (cough) Break into His House in Miami Where She (cough) Went Up to His Daughter's Bedroom and (cough) Was Arrested by the Police (cough)...