...But Your Scotty Scripted, Too Little, Too Lame Apology
Raises Many More Questions Than Answers, Really
Really Alex? You Didn't Know What You Were Putting in Your Body, Really?!?
Really? The Union Never Told You That You Tested Positive, Really?!?
Really? You Stopped Using When You Got Some Neck Pain, Really?!?
So It Was All Available at Your Neighborhood GNC, Really?!?
You Never Took Anything as a Youth in Florida, Really?!?
Really? You Only Used for Three Years Alex? Really?!?
So You Lied to Katie But Not to Gammons, Really?!?
Now You Want to Influence Children, Really?!?
"There are two kind of lies, lies with short legs and lies with long noses. Yours...happen to have long noses." -- The Turquoise Fairy to Pinocchio