A-ROID...
A-ROID...

(A-Rod, AP Angel Presinal, Los Angeles Times/Carlos Chavez Yuri Sucart Daily News/Schwartz)

He's Been Lying and Cheating for God Knows How Long
And He'll See and Hear All About It at Fenway Tonight

The Man in the Mirror

(Details magazine photo by Steven Klein)

I'm Talkin' About the Man in the Mirror,
He's Coming Back to Fenway

And No Message Can Be Any Clearer
If You Want to Make the Game a Better Game,
Take a Look at A-Fraud and Make Some Noise

Let's Have Some Bronx Cheers and
Stinging Signs for Alex Tonight

(BDD Photo Illustration)

"My cousin would administer it to me. But neither of us knew what we were doing."
-- 2.17.09, Alex Rodriguez

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A Man Is Known by the Company He Keeps

(AP)

A Cheater Is a Cheater Is a Cheater Is a Cheater
And Cheaters Should Not Be Going to the All-Star Game.

So, Send in the Clown ...

(BDD Photo Illustration / Rich Hinds)

... And Send In the Blondes, Too

(Boston.com Photo / Steve Silva)

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