... Pitching Troubles Seemed So Far Away
Now It Looks As Though They're Here to Stay
Now We Long for Yesterday
Pitching troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I bought in to trading Clay.
Wakefield's half the man he used to be,
Penny's belly hanging over me,
Sox swept away, so suddenly.
Cannot throw I don't know, Dice wouldn't say.
Something's wrong, now we long for yesterday.
This was such an easy game to play,
Now first place has slipped away,
Oh, I believed in Jason Bay.
Had to throw, Why? Don't know, what did Tito say?
Evan's going long, now we long for yesterday.
Boston stayed out of the steroid fray,
Now Papi needs a place to hide away,
Ortiz gets grilled, at 4 today.
When Smoltz takes the mound, it's time to pray.
-- With apologies to Sir Paul
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