Where's the Fire?

(BDD)

No Theo Walkout, No Beckett Blockbuster, No A-Rod Hunt,
No Matsuzaka Mania, No Manny Drama, No Teixeira Chase...
This Promises to Be Boston's Coldest Hot Stove Season Ever

The Free Agent Season Begins on Friday... The Burning Questions...
Will the Sox Use Their $tockpile to Overpay for Jason Bay or Matt Holliday?
With Alex Gonzalez Turning 50 and Jed Lowry Back in Pawtucket,
Will They Sign Marco Scutaro or Miguel Tejada?
Will Jeremy Hermida Make It As the Fourth Outfielder Next Year?
Yo, Theo... How's Trying to Steal Adrian Gonzalez from San Diego Going?
So When Exactly Does David Ortiz Leave for API in Arizona? Or Is He Still Too Busy?
More Good News: Christmas at Fenway Is Right Around the Corner...
Get Ready to Sit Online for Three Days and Empty Your Savings Account