Yes, Virginia, You Can Buy the World Series!
The Steinbrenners Get What They Paid For
The Globetrotters Win! THEEEEEEEEE GLOBETROTTERS WIN!
Japan's Hideki Matsui, The Indians' CC Sabathia, Texas Rangers' Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira, Toronto's A.J. Burnett, and Boston's Johnny Damon Lead the Way
And For Just $423.5 Million in Long-Term Free-Agent Spending, And a Few Million More to Round Out the $206M Roster, You Too Can Be a World Champion
We Won 95 Games Last Year in a Very Competitive Division. Sincerely, Theo Epstein
We'll Always Have NASCAR, Yachts, and Real Estate! Sincerely, John Henry
And Where In the World Is Larry Lucchino While the Evil Empire Eats His Lunch?
At Least Tom Werner Put Out a New Hit Show with Kelsey Grammar... Oh, Nevermind
Playing the Role of an Over-matched Grady Little Tonight Will Be Charlie Manuel
Did The Phillies Know There Was a Game to Be Played Last Night? Just Awful
Theo's Got Numbers That Prove Alex Gonzalez is a Better Player Than Alex Rodriguez
The Royals Have Got to Be Feeling Good About Their Chances Next Season
And They Did It By Cracking the Shell of the Pitcher Formally Known As Pedro
The Movement Starts Here: Bring Back John Damon! Bring Back John Damon!
Oh The Things You Can Do With a Billion Dollar Stadium Full of Money Launderers
Read It And Weep: New York Post | Daily News | Newsday
"Hey Dirt Dogs... %$#! &%$! %$#! &$#! &%$#! &%! &%#! and %$#! &%$!"
-- E-mails from all the Yankee fans, apparently happy about winning title No. 27*
And Red Sox Fans Are Finally Going to Get Restless ...
"Theo, Tito, and John Henry (and mainly John Henry): Well, you got your work cut out for you now. You used to be BOLD, and no one has seen it in 5 years. The Yanks just out DID everyone here and you were left in their wake. Now, it's up to you to go out and be BOLD once again. Your NATION is requiring it of you. Failure will be on you and no one, especially you, should accept it. Be aggressive! Stand tall and do the most for your team. Find the right blend of excellence and personality and bring it to Boston. We can no longer depend on low risk high reward players like Smoltz. We all saw how (not) well he did this year. Go out and Get it!!!" -- Jack H., Red Sox Nation
