January 26, 2010 | 06:45 AM
This Just In ...
(BDD / Three Stooges)
Sox Top Docs Announce That Papelbon
Will Need a New Brain to Remain in Boston
Fresh off their diagnosis that Jason Bay will need both his arms and legs replaced by July, Red Sox doctors have determined that closer Jonathan Papelbon will need brain replacement surgery... if he expects the Red Sox to offer him a two-year deal next year. Developing ...