Yuuuuuuuuuuk!

(AP)

How's That Balanced Offense, Tight Defense, and
Run Prevention Plan Going So Far?

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"It was a very ugly game and it started with me." -- Tim Wakefield, 10 hits, 5 earned runs in 5 1/3 innings