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Cleveland Rocked, But Sox Not So Smooth

Cleveland 6, Beltre 5 | Bad Tidings
Non-Breaking News: Santana Gets Unplugged by the New Dirt Dog Captain
Tim Bogarrgh! Won't Be Coming Down to Coach Third Next Year
Good Thing 76% of Sox Fans Were Watching The Bachelorette
Big Game John Takes Two Steps Forward, Then One Step Lack
And It's Many More Days in Third Place
Too Bad D'Ellsbury Wasn't Ready Yet

"The first three innings I had some of the best stuff I've had all year. In the sixth inning I lost the feel and pretty much stunk." -- John eventually got shellackeyed