August 3, 2010 | 08:44 AM
Oye It's Ova
![Ryan Kalish slams into Carlos Santana](http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/aug10/BDD_rk_cle_0802.jpg)
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"The first three innings I had some of the best stuff I've had all year. In the sixth inning I lost the feel and pretty much stunk." -- John eventually got shellackeyed