NESN Goes All Out

To Tell You They're 'All In'

NESN's Forcing a Faux-Organic Infomercial Thinly Disguised as
The World's Clunkiest Cliched Soft Rap Anthem Down Our Throats
This Tune Makes the Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle Sound Like the Star Spangled Banner
Werner's Backup Plan Was to Have the 1-877-CARS-FOR-KIDS Kid Sing It
How Nice They Pay Tribute to Me, Twice. Sincerely, Johnny Ray Damon
Only Surprise Is That Liverpool and Fenway Roush Weren't Weaved In
Do the Celtics Still Play in Boston with BC and BU?
Gratuitous Use of "Gossip Girl." Check.
What Would Terry Cashman Do?
At Least the Fans Like It (Gulp) ...

"... We're all in, yes, we're all in. Baseball and Boston, [what?] It's everything...
... it took 86 years and we put that curse to sleep ..." -- From the lyrics in NESN's new rap venture undoubtedly approved by the good folks at Fenway Sports Group formerly known as New England Sports Ventures (NESV) ...

Red Sox-NESN Crack Marketing Staff Does It Again ...
The Chicago White Sox Were Already Using 'All In'
And If We're Looking for a Campy Theme Song for This Season
Our Vote Is to Simply Resurrect Nomar No. 5

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Boston Globe:

Red Sox agree to deal with Pierzynski > Sox non-tender Bailey, Kalish > Sox face arbitration decisions

Boston Herald:

Sox set Bailey, Kalish free > Doug Fister dealt to Nats > White Sox agree to 1-year contract with C Flowers

ProJo:

Pierzynski reaches deal with Red Sox > Kalish, Bailey non-tendered > Mike Napoli still ideal at first base > Middlebrooks, Red Sox both looking for improvement

NY Post:

Cashman pessimistic on Yankees re-signing Cano > Report: A-Rod called PEDs 'Food'

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