Stinko De Mayo

(John Tlumacki / Boston Globe Staff)

Lackey Lays An Egg After All-Nighter

Halos 11, Dead Sox 0 | Droopy Sox Pounded
Shellackey Pitched Like He Went to Bed at 5 a.m.
Rock Bottom Line: 4 Innings, 10 Hits, 8 Runs
Tomase: Too Many Stars, Not Enough Dirt Dogs

"I've the seen pictures of Lackey's outing today, and I can tell you that they are gruesome. The Red Sox were dead." -- Senator Scott Brown