The 1% Nation

(BDD)

With 99% of Struggling Red Sox Fans Unable to Occupy Fenway
The 1% Crowd Will Sitting in the Overpriced Seats Every Night

Sox Brass Won't Drop Red Sox Ticket Prices for 10th Consecutive Season
Henry, Werner, Lucchino Continue to Charge Champagne and Caviar Prices
But Will Starving Red Sox Fans Keep Getting Served Chicken and Beer?
More Great Seats for 2012 Coming to Red Sox Ace Tickets Soon
Just In: Yawkey Way to Be Renamed Park Avenue

"Over the last several years, many in Red Sox Nation have experienced economic difficulties, and every fan has gone through some trying times – particularly at the end of the 2011 season – as the team fell short of our goal of reaching the postseason." -- Larry Lucchino on keeping Red Sox ticket prices sky high

(BDD / James MacLeod Cartoons)