Sober Up!

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'Hell Yeah, I Like Diet Coke' ... Doesn't Have the Same Ring to It,
But Maybe It Will Help Them Win a Ring

Tito Gets Up Off the Mat to Fight Back: 'No Beer Just a PR Move'
Wilbur: Does Beckett Have His Facts Straight? Umm, No
Bradford: Beckett Is [Expletive] Still [Expletive] Upset About the Snitching
"#%@! You, and #%@! Them Too," -- Sincerely Cee Lo Green and Josh Beckett
Last Call for Alcohol: Sox Drinking in the Dugout-Clubhouse Days Have Ended
Unhappy Hour: The Entitled Starters Can't Start Drinking 'Til the Game Is Over
Am I Banned from the Clubhouse, Too? -- Sincerely, Popeye's Chicken
Suddenly, Josh Beckett Is Only Taking 10 Seconds Between Pitches
'You Booze, You Lose' -- New Red Sox Battlecry
Not a Dry Eye in the Place