Henry, Werner Take Action
Heads Begin to Roll After Team's Ongoing Struggles
Damien Comolli Axed As Director of Liverpool Football
Henry Shows Brutal Side 'Swings Axe After Genteel Lunch with Comolli'
So This Is What Happens After $160 Million in Spending with Lousy Results
Just In: Henry, Werner Axe Top Liverpool Doc Hour After Comolli Gets Fired
Wasn't He the Doc That Was Supposed to Get the Fat and Unhappy Sox in Shape?
Rumors Certain to Swirl Next Week About Comolli's Pill Popping and Womanizing
'If the Phone Don't Ring, That's Me On the Other End.' John Henry to Damien Comolli
True Story: Comolli Was Recommended to Henry by Oakland A’s GM Billy Beane
Comolli's Poor Performance Will Get Him President's Position at Manchester United
Video: Werner Talks to Claire About Sacking Comolli, Liverpool's Resources
Hopefully Sox Owners Get Out of Fenway in Time For the Everton Match
'Jordan Henderson and Stewart Downing Were Terrible Signings.'
-- Sincerely John Lackey and Carl Crawford
"The club needs to move forward and we now have a huge game on Saturday. It is important that everyone joins us in supporting the manager... We have a strategy we need implemented and we felt Damien was probably not the right person to implement that strategy. We prefer stability. But when it’s time to act, we need to act. We’re coming close to the end of the season and the transfer window for the summer and we felt it was important to make this change expeditiously." -- Liverpool chairman Tom Werner, knee-deep in football
"We are grateful for all of [insert fired employee name here] efforts on behalf of [insert name of Fenway Sports Group entity here] and wish him all the best for the future." -- Liverpool principal owner John Henry, dusting off his Terry Francona speech