Smells Like the East River
Or Billy Crystal's Dirty Laundry
Pompous Yankees Introduce Their Own Cologne
Rivera and Granderson Will Embarrass Themselves By Pitching Scent
Red Sox Expected to Respond By Selling Own Brand of Bathroom Air Freshener
Just In: Oakland A's Expected to Follow Suit with Bartolo Cologne
"New York Yankees fragrance captures a sporty and confident attitude, creating a timeless, masculine scent that contains fresh wood tones, an invigorating blend of sparkling bergamot, coriander and cool blue sage. The fragrance also evolves to reveal a fusion of crisp ivy leaves, orange flower and geranium, enhanced with rich earthy patchouli, smooth sandalwood and suede.
New York Yankees for Her is an alluring and flirty scent that captures a more playful spirit. This sparkling gourmand scent begins with a juicy blend of fruit notes that provides a playful vibrancy to the introduction. Drenched water lily and rich tiare flower enhances the femininity of the fragrance while creamy sandalwood, delicious vanilla and sensuous musk creates an instantly addictive quality that lingers on skin throughout wear." -- The Cloudbreak Group introduces the official fragrance of the New York Yankees
"It smelled like a knockoff to me." -- Mets fan from the Bronx
