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We Interrupt Our Coverage of the
Basement-Dwelling Baseball Team to Remind You That the
Red Sox Are Cashing In on the Celtics' Demise

The James Gang 93, The Boston Celtics 79
The Celtics Will Be Playing 18 Before They're Winning 18. Sincerely, Mark Twain
Photo: John Henry in Miami of Course, Interviewing Managers for Liverpool
Wilbur: The LeBron Laugh that Roared Arrogance
BDD Archives: Now Pitching for the Red Sox ...

Another Look at the Red Sox Org Chart

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"There are very few sportsmen who can match his global reach, appeal and iconic status... We�re going to be able to focus on how to create opportunities for LeBron." -- Red Sox chairman Tom Werner on your friend LeBron James

"What FSM does for Roush Fenway, Liverpool and the Red Sox, we will now do for LeBron James... This represents the next step in our evolution, to represent one of the most recognizable athletes on the planet. ... [This partnership] enables us to apply our team and brand marketing experience to elevate LeBron to new heights.� -- Red Sox chief operating officer Sam Kennedy

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They're Making a Fortune and They Can't Get Over .500

Boston 7, Detroit 4 | Full Nelson Win for Sox
Tampa Bay 4, Boston 3 | Alfre-doh!
Boston 3, Tampa Bay 2 | A Pinch of Salty
Rays 7, Fighting LeBrons 4: Lester Unreliable | Sox-Rays Brawls History
Did Bobby V Order the Code Red on Luke Scott?