To Catch a Thief

The Red Sox Joke of a Season Continues to Draw Laughs
Boston Police Put Out APB for a Wally the Green Monster

Wally Costume Stolen from Fenway
Just In: There's More Than One Wally That Works at Fenway
And There's More Than One Costume Hanging in the Closets

"Missing: Wally the Green Monster, If seen please call Boston Police... Update: Wally the Green Monster has been found. " -- More signs the apocalypse is upon us ...