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Fans Flock to Fenway to Keep Phony-Baloney Sellout Streak Alive Amid All the Good News About the Hometown Team

After Years of Turmoil, All Is Finally Well With the Red Sox
Crawford Will Be Better Than Ever When He Quickly Returns from Elbow Surgery
Bob McClure, The Man Responsible for the Rotten Pitching, on Permanent Vacation
Malcontent Ring-Leader and Phone-Stealer Shoppach Shipped Out of Town
Larry Lucchino Tells Us Cynical Media Was the Root of All Red Sox Evil
Sox Don't Lose on Monday, Now Just 7 Back in Wild Card Race