Love That Dirty Laundry
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No One Is Impressed by the Red Sox Latest Mess

Sung to the lyrics of Dirty Water:

I'm gonna text you a story
I'm gonna text you about my team
I'm gonna text you a big bad story, we're babies
Aww, it's all about my team

Yeah, down at the Palace
Down in a hotel room in New York (aw, guess what's happenin', we're babies)
That's where you'll find me
Along with losers, 'stabbers, and thieves (aw, but we're rich people, too John)
Well I love that dirty laundry
Oh, Bobby, you go home (oh, you're the Number Two V)
Frustrated players (I mean we're frustrated)
Have to meet us at 2 o'clock (oh, there's no shame)
But we're wishin' and a-hopin, oh
That just once John's doors weren't locked (we like to save time for the babies to walk around)
Well I love that dirty laundry
Oh, Bobby, you go home (oh, yeah)

Because I love that dirty laundry
Oh, oh, Bobby, you go home (oh, yeah)

Well, I love that dirty laundry (I love it, we're babies)
I love that dirty laundry (Don't love Bobby)
I love that dirty laundry (Have you heard about Lester?)
I love that dirty laundry (He's the man, he's the man)
I love that dirty laundry (Owww!)
I love that dirty laundry (Come on, come on)

Another Out-of-Town Scoop: Sox Whiners Blast Valentine to Absentee Owners
This Is Lucchino's Plan for Bumping Us Off the Front Page. Sincerely, Robert Kraft
Forget the Back Stairs, Players March Through the Front Door of the Palace Hotel
V is for Victim: Godzalez, Pedroia Lead Player Uprising Against Bobby
We Have Met the Snitch, All 17 of Them


Candid Camera

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Did Bobby Whisper Sweet Nothings to Two-Thumbs-Up Pedroia?

Captions: Review Readers' Captions on What Bobby Was Whispering to Pedey

"Hey Laser Show Pony, I'm gonna text some photos of you sleeping in the batter's box again big guy. That's how we did it in Japan." -- What Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine might have said to the backstabbing second baseman


More Disrespect in the Dugout

Alex Ochoa Gets Sunflower Seeds Tossed at Him in Chicago


The Hottest Craze Since Tebowing Sweeps the Nation

Boston Dirt Dogs
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V-ing ...
Give Two Smiling Thumbs Up in Front of Bobby V Sleeping

"Pedroia, notorious among teammates for his wit and humor, is in the foreground with a giddy smile, his tongue wagging and both thumbs up. Next to him is allegedly Valentine, face down on a table, apparently asleep. A caption accompanies the picture: 'Our manager contemplating his lineup at 3:30 p.m.' " -- From Yahoo! Sports on Dustin Pedroia, the petulant prankster

"I'll be honest with everybody... " -- Dustin Pedroia to the assembled media in Baltimore... whenever someone says they're going to be honest with you, it means they usually lie when they speak...

BDD is a feature of Boston.com. All posts are by Steve Silva unless otherwise indicated.

Boston Globe:

Red Sox end losing streak > Shaughnessy: Debunking myths about the 2014 Red Sox > Cherington: Everyone needs to get better

Boston Herald:

Ortiz, Red Sox bats break out to end losing streak > Buchholz still bewildered > Memory loss haunting Red Sox

ProJo:

Lester was once a good hitter, now heading toward dubious record > Travis Shaw brings hot bat to Pawtucket > Ranaudo shines > Betts not a candidate for Boston, yet

NY Post:

St. Louis lets Ozzie Smith bid Jeter goodbye > Yanks prevail in extras again > Nonsense leads off in MLB broadcasts > Beltran elbow on mend

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