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Source: Curt Schilling the New Favorite to Be Next Pope

BDD has learned through someone unfamiliar with the thinking of the papal conclave that Curt Schilling, a favorite of the baseball and gaming press, is now the frontrunner to become the new pope after three rounds of voting, an indication of disagreements about the direction of the Catholic church following the upheaval unleashed by Pope Benedict XVI’s surprise resignation. ... Stay tuned to BDD, your Black Smoke headquarters, for more late-breaking developments