Obi-Wan Jacoby To The Dark Side

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Darth Boras Gets His Deal, Ellsbury Joins Evil Empire

It Was Just a Matter of Time ... And Money
NY Daily News: Yankees Agree to 7-Year, $153 Million Deal With Jacoby Ellsbury
This Just In: Johnny Damon Can't Understand Why Ellsbury Would Leave Boston
Ellsbury's Up and Down Stats Through the Years When He Stays in the Lineup
Deadspin: Angry, Dumb Red Sox Fans Calls Ellsbury a 'Trader'
Yankees Have 2020 Vision By Giving DLsbury a 7 Year Deal
Yes, You Are An Idiot If You Boo Him When He Returns
Yankee Stadium Moving to Ells Kitchen
So... JBJ and His .189 AVG Is the Plan?

Just an amazingly bad #Ellsbury deal by #Yankees. A fragile outfielder whose power already vanished and whose speed will.

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) December 4, 2013

Ellsbury Doughboy

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With a Poppin' Fresh Bank Account