All Systems Lowe - Sox over Yankees Game 7 ALCS

Idiot Savant

Sox Bring Down The House That Ruth Built

JOHNNY DAMON GRAND SLAM,
2-RUN HR, SOX WIN 10-3

Miracle Workers Put Yanks on Ice

Sox watch 'Miracle on Ice' before game, D-Lowe talks to Jim Craig

WORLD SERIOUS IN THE BRONX

To the tune of UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY by Paul McCartney

We're So Sorry New York Yankees
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry New York Yankees
But The Sox Play Next Week And We Know They'll Win Again
We're So Sorry But You Barely Scored 3 Runs Today
We're So Sorry New York Yankees
But Once We Win The Series We'll Be Sure To Show Our Rings
We're So Sorry New York Yankees
But You Couldn't Hit D-Lowe All Day
We're So Sorry New York Yankees
And George's Pretty Mad, So You'll Want To Stay Away

Fans Across The Fenway (Fenway)
Chant "Let's Go Red Sox" Into The Night
Fans Across The Fenway (Fenway)
Chant "Yankees Choked" Into The Night
Terry Francona Notified Me
He Had To Have A Win Or His Job's In Jeopardy I Can't Believe They Won
4 Straight After Losing The First 3

(The Red Sox Wouldn't Quit And Neither Did Schilling)
Fans Across The Fenway (Fenway) Chant "Let's Go Red Sox" Into The Night
Fans Across The Fenway (Fenway) Chant "Who's Your Papi?" Into The Night
No More Grady Little We Have Tito Now (Tito Now) He Knows To Pull Pedro
No More Grady, Tito Now No More Grady Little We Have Tito Now (Tito Now)
He Knows To Pull Pedro No More Grady, Tito Now
Fans Across The Fenway (Fenway)
Chant "Let's Go Red Sox" Into The Night
Fans Across The Fenway (Fenway)
Chant "Why Not Us?" Into The Night
Ooo------------Ooo-------------
-- Larry from Reading, MA

Pedro, Schill Play Grab-ass

SHOCK HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD, SOX GOING TO SERIES!

Ortizzle. Fashizzle.

Damon Grand Slam Greets Vazquez
David 'All By Myself' Ortiz Takes Sox on His Back Again,
2-Run Bomb Points Boston Towards Series Early
D-Lowe Sharp

Brown Out in NY, Vazquez in 2nd Inn.

David Does it Again, Sox Win 10-3 Damon Grand Slam,
2-Run HR, D-Lowe One Hit Ball

More of the Sveum, Bad Damon: Johnny hesitates, gets sent into out at plate

ALL SYSTEMS LOWE

Contract Up Derek!
It's Mannyfest DestiNY for Sox

A-ROD DISGRACED NATIONALLY, BY OWN TEAMMATES

"It was a classless play. Unprofessional. That's just as unprofessional as you're going to see. Play the game hard and play the game right. He's got to brush his teeth looking in the mirror, not with his head down." -- Kevin Millar on A-Rod Slapgate

Cadaver Pitched in to Help Schilling