Worth a Roll?

(BDD Photo Illustration)

If the Red Sox Need Starting Pitching Depth,
Who Better to Answer the Bell Than The Japanese Treasure?

Can John Farrell Work His Magic With Dice-K After June 1?
We Really Love Our $51,111,111.11 Toilets. Sincerely, The Seibu Lions

"In Japan, he's known as the national treasure. Here, he will be known as Fort Knox." -- Scott Boras, agent for Daisuke Matsuzaka, Dec. 11, 2006