9.2.02: "Watching Shea Hillenbrand jog to first on his line drive to right and escape the ignominy of a 9-3 putout only by the grace of Jim Thome's gracelessness Friday night made one wonder: Is it really possible that a 27 year-old former soccer player doesn't have the energy to make four all-out sprints over the course of three hours? This was the first inning!"