Wed, Thurs, Fri Oct 31
Stuck with the Manny (Untrue)
(listen/lyrics to Stuck in the Middle with You)
Well, I don’t know why you came here tonight,
You got the feeling that something ain’t right.
You're so scared and you just don't think it's fair,
And you think we're getting stuck with Matt Stairs.
Clown's still in left field, he's our joker all right,
Here's the slam, stuck with the Manny part two.
Yes, I’m stuck with the Manny (who knew?),
And they're wondering what it is they should do.
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing millions, get him out of this place.
Clown's still in left field, he's our joker all right,
Here's the slam, stuck with the Manny (not through).
Well, you started off with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self-made Manny.
And your teammates all come calllin’,
Slap you on the back and say, “Leave, leave.”
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But you can see it makes sense after all.
Is it cool to want his head out the door?
Well, I don't think I can take anymore.
Clown's still in left field, he's a joker in right,
Here I am, stuck with the Manny (said who?).
Well, you started off with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self-made Manny.
And your teammates all come calllin’,
Slap you on the back and say, “Leave, leave.”
Yeah, I don’t know why you came here tonight,
You got the feeling that something ain’t right.
You're so scared and you just don't think it's fair,
And you think we're getting stuck with Matt Stairs.
Clown's still in left field, he's our joker all right,
Here's the slam, stuck with the Manny (I'm blue).
Yes I’m, stuck with the Manny (got flu?).
Stuck with the Manny (no clue).
Here I am, stuck with the Manny (adieu).
SORRY
MANNY
The Yankees
don't want you either. Maybe the Mets will make the next move.
Clock
Expires on Moving Manny for Free
PLAN B: A-ROD
Let the
Three-Way Trade Talk Begin.
Garciaparra Going Somewhere?
Can Sox get Alex Straight Up?
TRICK OR TRICK
Jeff Moorad Opens His Mouth,
As Usual the Truth Goes South
The Ultimate
Lying Machine Said Manny
Didn't Ask to Be Traded
"David Ortiz is going to have a busy offseason
himself... he ought to mind his own business." - Moorbad on Ortiz
exposing Manny's multiple trade requests throughout the season.
"Manny is a great player, but if he doesn't want to pull on the same
rope as the rest of his teammates, then, you know what, he can go
somewhere where he can be happy. We continually hear he's not happy
in Boston." - Kevin Millar
(Apologists have literally run out of rocks to hide
under, can't take back "see he loves it here!" comments fast enough)
Mooradds on: "No one is more competitive and trying
to get back on the field faster than Mo Vaughn..."
Thursday October 30, 2003
MANNY
ASKED OUT
Manny
asked Theo to put him on waivers and insisted that the "Yankees will
pick me up"...
so the GM called his bluff.
(But NY won't Pony Up the
Dough)
Moorad
the Ultimate Fraud: "Manny will be just fine if he stays in
Boston... he's always expressed a desire to play in New York."
"If he doesn't want
to be here so be it, we've got a great core of guys here, we'll be
just fine." -- Red Sox player
Theo
Plays Mannyball
Bold Move By GM Will
Accelerate Manny Trade
Pedro Hopes He's Ahead of
Nomar on the List
Take My Strife, Please
Red Sox
Hear the Cries of the People
Just What the Doctor Ordered:
Theo "Stones" Epstein Puts Fake-Pharyngitis, NY Loving,
DH-Type on Irrevocable Waivers.
Nation Applauds Bold Move,
Clueless Jock-Sniffing Lemmings Panties in a Bunch Again.
Fraud Flip Floppers Will Cry
for Charles Dolan Now After Praising John Henry for Months.
Sucker Born Every Minute But
Unfortunately Dan Duquette is Still A Groundskeeper.
Yankees Not Expected to Bite
on Albatross, But Move Sets Stage for Trade in Off Season.
Manny Expected to Get the
Message by Spring.
Pedro Will Chime in Soon,
Announcement Coming from the Dominican Republic on Former Ace's Last
Season in Boston.
Ramirez Put on Waivers But We're Stuck with Him After 1:00pm
Friday
Texas
Won't Bite on A-Rod Deal
(Nomar Getting Nervous)
Manny's Mother Has Fainted
Again!
But Ramirez Just Calls Home as He's Busy Playing PS2 With His
Cousin.
Manny Wins Silver Slugger Award, Gets Another
$100 Grand
(Yippee, Almost Makes You Forget Game 7)
Apparently Theo's Eyes Were Wide Open This Season
Sox Keep Up with Patriots, Celtics as Manny Joins
Antoine, Lawyer on "Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out" List.
MEDIA MAVENS: RED SOX REFUSE TO RELINQUISH FRONT PAGE
TO PATRIOTS, CELTICS, OR BRUINS
Preparation F
Grady's "seat of the pants" managing sunk
Sox
"(The next manager) will be very, very
prepared for games and will know his opponents inside and out and
will put in the pregame preparation that is necessary to make
in-game decisions run really smoothly." - Theo Epstein
"Little ignored the advice of pitching coach
Dave Wallace, who favored lifting Martinez after seven innings.
That merely continued a pattern of not utilizing his coaches....
Then there was the midseason scouting report that Yankees first
baseman Nick Johnson had altered his swing path after returning
from a wrist injury. Little didn't relay the information to
Wallace or his pitchers, who approached Johnson the same way. He
went 4 for 5. And management steamed."
Unprepared Grady Left Sox Little Choice - John Tomase, Eagle Trib
Lucchinotes
Au Revoir Ramirez? Goodbye
Garciaparra?
"One of the biggest mistakes you can
make in management is to fall in love with your veterans. We
appreciate them. We respect them. We feel grateful for the style of
play that they had but as we reassemble the team for next year,
we'll look at ways we can get better and try not to let that
gratitude and sentiment stand in the way."
10.28.03 LL with D&C on WEEI:
We want to get into the post-season regularly, like the Braves, the
Empire, the Giants... that is the standard we set for ourselves.
There were times when Theo in his daily conversations with Grady
would talk about available information, not just stats, other forms
of preparation, there's been an information revolution that impacts
various businesses including baseball.
What we're really looking for is balance
and applying the various tools and approaches to managing. Managing
the personalities, keeping a harmonious clubhouse, particularly one
that's been as fractious and difficult as the Red Sox clubhouse has
been over the years, that is a critical part of the job, but so is
the other an important component of the job, we want someone who's
balanced in that regard. But we want someone who has the personal
gifts, the human abilities to manage these personalities but also
someone who is prepared, who takes advantage of all the tools and
information available to make us the better prepared team on the
field.
(If they had beaten the Yankees) As Theo
said, a similar debate would have taken place because there were
misgivings throughout the course of the season. We were enormously
grateful and respectful of the job that Grady had done. He was the
right manager for us at the right time, the middle of spring
training, they were tumultuous, uncertain times. There were a lot of
issues in the clubhouse, he was the right guy -- then. But as we
evolved as an organization, we're at the end of the beginning, we're
in a different stage now. And if we're being asked to make a
long-term commitment to Grady as we were, I think some of the same
discussions would have taken place, some of the same misgivings
would have been expressed. Now if we had won the World Series, I
think we'd have looked foolish, ungrateful, and would probably have
offered some kind of extension to Grady under those circumstances,
but there still would have been plenty of uncertainty and misgivings
about the long-term.
We're looking for someone who has a
balanced approach. Who has a comfort with players and the
personality part of the job, but we're also looking for someone who
is open enough, young enough if you will, young enough in attitude,
open minded enough to take advantage of the information revolution
that's taken place in the last decade and apply all of the tools
that are available. (Can we rule Whitey Herzog out then?) We'll I
don't want to rule anybody by name in or out at this stage, we
really have just begun the process. We were scrupulous not to make
any effort to look around before we made a public announcement... we
haven't had any sit down where we say "OK Theo why don't you
consider these three names".. it's Theo's job to go out and survey
the field and bring back some candidates that he likes, there has to
be a comfort level between the GM and the manager, they don't have
to be on exactly the same page because a little creative dissonance
is not a bad thing but they have to be able to work together and in
the chain of command it's Theo's responsibility to go out and look
for people with whom he can work, who bring the kind of balanced
approached, someone who can stand the rigors of working in Boston.
I would say it would be hard (to bring
in someone with no major league managing experience) but certainly
not impossible. We did it with two years ago. Someone who had major
league coaching experience, who was familiar with Boston... as we go
forward, we're not going to jump into a decision, look at the three
or four usual suspect and pick a person. It took us a while last
year to pick a general manager and I know we wound up with the right
person. We've got to do something about a coaching staff and we'll
address those issues this week, but after that I think we have the
opportunity to wait and pick the right man for hopefully a longer
term.
Personal relationships and personal
history may factor into the decision. If we know certain people and
know how they behave, you have more information and a better feel
for the person.
(Silly Remy talk)
There's an example (Bruce Bochy) where
we know a lot of what we'd be getting there. The relationship was
certainly better before we took so many people from the Padres and
brought them here over the objections of some of the people out
there. But I don't think it precludes anybody from San Diego being a
candidate, but there are people under contract and you cannot speak
to them without permission and we're not going to do that.
Employment interviews in various
businesses can be quite shallow and superficial and you'd like to
avoid that whenever you can, so we'll try to do it a little bit
differently (e.g. using video of game situations). With the
information revolution you have lots more tools to conduct a deeper
kind of inquiry, but some of the same virtues that come through in a
coat-and-tie interview will be important, you'll be looking at the
personality, the personal gifts, the style of the person as well but
I know Theo and the baseball ops people are determined to probe more
deeply into something as important as to who the next manager of the
Boston Red Sox will be.
We're going to reassemble the team, you
have to do that every year, there were holes and deficiencies, there
are some players who may leave because of age or free agency. I'm
just guessing at this stage, there will be 5-8 new faces on this
team next year... they would require a trade or release but I do
think that's possible. We're not going to stand pat. We're not going
to stay the same team. There's going to be an opportunity for us to
get better. There are some free agents we're going to look at to be
sure and we just aren't going to make the mistake that's been made
before, that I've made before (in San Diego) which is to be too
comfortable with your players. One of the biggest mistakes you can
make in management is to fall in love with your veterans. We
appreciate them. We respect them. We feel grateful for the style of
play that they had but as we reassemble the team for next year,
we'll look at ways we can get better and try not to let that
gratitude and sentiment stand in the way.
Last
Year in Boston?
Pedro Will Make an Important
Announcement About His Future with the Red Sox in a Few Days.
10.28.03 - DOMINICAN REPUBLIC - AIRPORT
OF THE AMERICAS - The stellar pitcher of the Boston Red Sox Pedro
Martinez said yesterday that he feels satisfied with the performance
made in the just finalized season in the Big Leagues.
"I am prepared to start my rest in
Dominican Republic, in addition I am very satisfied with my
performance last season, although I did not have a lot of victories
for the Boston team", said Martinez, who arrived quietly from his
flight from the United States.
In his last appearance with the team in
the New York Yankees series, he repeated that he is the culprit and
it (losing the lead) had nothing to do with the Red Sox manager.
"I was the one responsible for staying
in the box in the game against the Yankees, not Grady. Grady
shouldn't be blamed for anything. He did a great job for Boston in
the last two seasons."
In addition, Pedro said that he will
meet with the national sport press to offer greater details on his
performance last season and his future plans in the Big Leagues.
When questioned on his future with the
Red Sox, he said that he does not have any comment and that in the
next days he will offer important details.
Tues Oct 28
Black Eyes Sox Job
Bud is interested. Are Sox?
Mon Oct. 27
"I
Hurt with Each of You"
Preparation G
Analytical decisions? Grady wasn't
prepared to make them. Manager caused hemorrhoidal issues for
owners.
Inflamed Henry. Pain, Swelling for Red Sox Nation.
"This ownership group
prefers an increased reliance on thorough, more comprehensive
analysis and preparation so that the manager's decisions are more
synchronous with our player acquisition and development decisions.
We seek one, unified, organizational philosophy." - Larry
Lucchino
Henry,
Werner, Epstein Led the Charge to Dismiss Little
Lucchino Got on Board to Make it
Unanimous
"Henry, for example,
took the position well before the post-season that the club may need
to question a long-term commitment to its manager."
- Red Sox press release
GRADY IS
OFFICIALLY A GHOST OF RED SOX PAST
PRESS CONFERENCE MOVED TO 3:00PM EST.
Theo Epstein and Larry Lucchino to address the media regarding "the
manager situation."
Grady Officially Let Go at 11:11am
Monday Mourning
SOX TO ANNOUNCE GRADY'S NOT COMING
BACK FIRST THING ON MONDAY
Monday, Monday
Submitted by Mamas and Papas
Ba
da, ba da da da
Ba da, ba da da da
Ba da, ba da da da
Monday, Monday
Goodbye Grady
Monday morning
It was all I hoped it would be
Oh, Monday morning
Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening Grady would still
Be haunting me
Monday, Monday
You can trust that day
Monday, Monday
Sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh, Monday morning Grady had enough warning
Of what was to be
Oh, Monday, Monday
Grady must leave and not blame me
Sun. Oct. 26
Oh My Josh!
Marlins Deep Six Yanks in the
Stadium to Win World Series
Beckett Does What Martinez
Could Not, Beats Yanks 2-0 in Clincher
Texas Bowler Goes to Bat for
Little,
Badmouths Sox Brass
"All I know is
that they make a change, there's going to be a lot of pissed-off
players in that clubhouse next year. This is going to fire up a lot
of guys in the wrong way and this would not be a good start for
them. They are making a mistake. If they think making a managerial
change is not going to affect the team negatively, they are making a
misjudgment. I think what's happened with the Red Sox the last two
years has as much to do with Grady Little as anyone else, and I
think the people upstairs think it has to do with the people
upstairs. You have to decide what's more important - handling
personalities and things on the field or listening to Larry
Lucchino, Theo Epstein or Bill James. Who do you think is going to
do that job? Joe Kerrigan? They want someone to push buttons."
Grady Lays Guilt Trip on Theo
"The conversation
was termed "awkward'' by the source, and that when Little was told
``we have not made a decision on you yet,'' Little's response to
Epstein was, "I thought YOU were going to make the decision.''
- Silverman, Herald 10.25
Fri./Sat. Oct 24/25
BLACK OUT?
Angels Nip Sox in the
Bud. Wiser as pitching coach in Anaheim?
No Gray Area: Black gets one-year contract extension
as Angels pitching coach.
True.
(Rising) Sun Sets on Valentine's Day in Boston
McAdam: "Sox won't interview Valentine."
"Managing, I just miss it."
Bobby May Go Back to Japan
He's a Little Off the Deep End
"A
canker sore on the lip of reliever Scott Williamson
demonstrated to Little the degree to which the stress of the
playoff game had affected the mindset and confidence of his
relievers."
Bare Naked
Gradys
One Week
It's been one week since you looked at Pete
Walked back to the dugout, made us all angry
Seven days since you laughed at me saying
'Get that extension, come back and see me'
Three days replayed it on TV,
I realized it's all your fault, but you couldn't tell me
Yesterday they set you free
But it'll be two hundred years till you say "I'm sorry"
Replay it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Shea Stadium
I summon Fisk to the dish, although I like the Carbo Shot more
I hate the Jimi cause he's never touched a frying fan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Sam Horns thighs
Because Theo's all about value
Bert Campanaris got the mad hits
Grady try to match wits, you try to hold Jorge but he bust through
Like Glenn Ordway I've got a big show
Mine's about a Bad-Loss
There was a big sound from the pavement
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
Grady like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
He got to see the show, cause then you'll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous, Little's goin out on waivers
How can he help it if he thinks we're
funny when we're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since he pissed off
me
Threw my arms in the air
and said "FU Grady!"
Five days since he talked to me
I've still got the tickets and now there's no home games
It's been three days since the afternoon
I realized it's still your fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday I'd forgiven you
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
Chickity Casper the Frozen Chicken
You have a decision and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' our games with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope Lucchino's in on this one
Like Valentine I'm getting frantic
Like Black I'm tantric
Like Leyland, guaranteed to satisfy
How can he help it if he thinks we're
funny when we're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week, he finally took
out Pete
Dropped my arms to my sides
you never said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the tivo room
I realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday a ghost smiled at me
Cause it'll be two hundred years till you say you're sorry
It'll be two hundred years till you
say you're sorry
It'll be two hundred years till you say you're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, new home for Grady
Get Back
Grady was a man who thought he was a
winner
But he knew he wouldn't last.
Grady left his home in Northern Carolina
For some Boston Red Sox gas.
Now get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Gumpo. Go home
Get back, get back.
Back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Back to where you once belonged.
Get back, Go.
Suave Larry Lucchino thought he was
the big man
But he was another man
All the guys around here say he's got it coming
Never gets it while he can
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Ghost Man. Go home
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Gradio
Double AA's waiting for you
Calling your third person name
And your lame ass excuses
Get on home Grady
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Breaking News:
- Grady Signs One Year Deal with Spooky
World in Foxboro, Will Be in Ghost Exhibit for Halloween
- Scott Williamson Says it Was Grady
Who Was Standing in His Room in the Haunted Tampa Hotel
- Joe Kerrigan Named to Take Grady's
Place on the Red Sox Cruise in January
- Grady Diagnosed with Wade Boggs
Disease "Grady Little Didn't Realize that Grady Little Couldn't Stop
Saying Grady Little."
GUMPBUSTERS
There's someone weird
in Fenway's dugout,
who're you gonna call?
Tell me! (GUMPBUSTERS!)
There's someone strange
and he don't look good,
who're you gonna call?
Come on! (GUMPBUSTERS!)
I ain't afraid of no Gump.
There's nothing
running through his head,
who're you gonna call?
GUMPBUSTERS
Invisible manager
sleeping in your bed,
who you gonna call?
GUMPBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no Gump.
Thurs. Oct 23
Wells Runs Dry
Old Contreras
Can't Get it Done
(Get
that sweathog a towel)
Florida Now One Win Away
Marlins 6 Yankees 4
(Penny for your thoughts?)
Wednesday Oct 22
GONEzalez
Marlins Beat Yanks in 12 4-3 to Tie Series
Bronx Bonger Gives Up Game Winner to Alex Gonzalez
Clemens Time is Up
Urbina There, Seen That
Ugueth It: Yanks Tie it Up in 9th
(Oh, and just in case you've had enough)
Red [Sox] Rubber Bawl
- Paul
Simon
I should have known you'd leave him in too long.
There's a lesson to be learned from this
Posada showed me you were wrong.
Now I know you're not
the only starfish in the sea.
If I never hear your name again
it's all the same to me.
And I think it's gonna be all right.
Yeah, the worst is over now,
The morning sun is shining like a Red Rubber Ball.
You never cared for secrets true and tried.
For you the pen's an ornament,
Even when your ace is fried
Always running, never caring,
That's the life you live.
Three straight games a double play
were all you had to give.
And I think it's gonna be all right.
Yeah, the worst is over now,
The morning sun is shining like a Red Rubber Ball.
The story's in the past with nothing to recall.
I've got my life to live and I won't need you next fall.
The roller coaster ride we took is clearly at an end.
I bought my ticket with my tears,
that's all I'm gonna spend.
And I think it's gonna be all right.
Yeah, the worst is over now,
The morning sun is shining like a Red Rubber Ball. - Flip
Tuesday Oct 21 - D-Train
Gets D-Railed. Bad Guys Win
With a Little Shove
Submitted by Paul McCartney
With a Little shove, we can get five
outs.
We can make this whole damn thing work out.
With a Little shove, they'd be playing now.
Could have felt the town exploding.
There is no end to what they can do together.
There is no end, there is no end.
Our Theo turns his back on inclement weather;
And if he can do it, we can do it, just see it through.
And a Little shove, we can "cowboy up."
We can bring it in for a landing,
With a Little shove, the Series would be on.
There can be no misunderstanding.
There is no end to what they can do together.
There is no end, there is no end.
Our Theo turns his back on inclement weather;
We can do it, just see it through.
With a little push, he could set it off.
He can send them rocketing skywards.
With a Little shove, they would shake it up.
Don’t you feel the payroll exploding?
With a Little shove.
With a Little shove.
With a Little shove, a Little shove, a Little shove.
With a Little shove.
With a Little shove.
With a Little shove, a Little shove, a Little shove.
Monday Oct 20
Yankee Police
Blotter
- Jeff "Assault" Nelson and
Karim "Battery" Garcia will be formally charged for their attack on
Red Sox employee Paul Williams
- Jason Giambi subpoenaed in
steroids probe
- Don Zimmer is still under
surveillance
This Bud's for You?
"Word" in South Florida is that Bud
Black will be named the next manager of the Boston Red Sox.
True?
Celtics Trade Antoine Walker, Tony Delk,
and Grady Little to Dallas for Raef LaFrenz, Chris Mills, Jiri
Welsch and 2004 Pick.
(Feeling left out, Bruins
owner Jeremy Jacobs announces he will join
the team as the backup goaltender.)
Saturday Oct 18/Sunday Oct
19:
BRADY'S BUNCH MAKES BOSTON FORGET GRADY'S HUNCH
(if only for a
day as somebody's squishing Florida fish)
Gammons on Grady
"What some in ownership are
asking Theo Epstein is whether blurred vision at a time of crisis
management is what they want leading the Boston Red Sox."
Red October leaves
Eyes are swollen but don't cry.
Aged passion numbed. All quiet.
Empty seats, interaction voided, alone.
Colors, so bright just yesterday.
Dead skeleton trees, dead red hearts.
- RL 10/18/03
February is Only Four Months Away
Media Stumps for Gump
Writers, Beat
Guys, and Players Go to Bat for Grady.
Nation Remains as Angry as They Were in the Eighth.
"Would people be as inclined to fire
Little today if the Sox had been blown out in Game 7, if Pedro
Martinez had been knocked out of the box in the first inning instead
of the eighth?
What if Jorge Posada's broken-bat popup
is caught by Todd Walker on the infield dirt instead of falling in
shallow center field? Does Little get fired then?
What if Posada had gotten his game-tying
hit off Alan Embree or Mike Timlin? Do the same people who are
touting statistical evidence that Martinez loses his effectiveness
after 100 pitches scream that Posada was batting only .191 lifetime
against Martinez, with a stunning 29 strikeouts in 47 at-bats, and
how could Little have lifted Pedro? Does Little get fired then?
What if Martinez gets out of the eighth
inning still ahead by a couple of runs, gets pulled for Mike Timlin
or Scott Williamson in the ninth, and the Sox lose? Does Little get
fired then?
What if Little had played it by the book
in the eighth, and Embree and Timlin and Williamson can't hold the
lead? Would the same people who killed Little all season for having
a quick hook with Martinez be saying today that Little shouldn't
have pulled his ace, that it's push-button managing based on pitch
counts? Does Little get fired then?
Does anyone really believe that Martinez
talked Little into leaving him in the game? Or is it more likely
that Little knew, even as he was going to the hill, that he would
leave Martinez in the game, that pitching coach Dave Wallace and
bench coach Jerry Narron and catcher Jason Varitek had not given him
any reason to do otherwise? Varitek, when asked if he expected
Martinez to come out for the eighth, said, "No question."
Call me a Little apologist. That's still
kinder than the incredible array of names being
hurled at a man who managed for 16 years in the minor leagues and
two seasons in the toughest big-league environment there is, and
apparently still knows less about the game than everyone managing
from the comfort of their living rooms or their seats in the press
box.
In
this rush to judgment to banish Little, shouldn't someone make the
case that Little just might have had something to do with the fact
that the Sox even made it to Game 7 of the ALCS, that the Sox and
Yankees played 26 times and it took extra innings in the 26th game
to determine which team was better, and that winning manager Joe
Torre, who has four Series rings, ranked outlasting Little's Sox the
greatest achievement of his career, even more than winning it all?
Apparently, all those comeback wins the
Sox had this season, all the times they picked themselves up when
things looked their darkest, all those times this club didn't lose
faith in itself -- even when it was down, two games to none, to
Oakland -- Little had nothing to do with that. But lose Game 7, and
that all falls on Little's head. He's Gump, he's The
Idiot, he's the guy who choked when the spotlight was most
intense."
- Gordon Edes, Baseball Notes, Boston Sunday Globe
Florida Takes the
D-Train Through the Bronx
(Nice Jewelry Pal, How's Game One
Workin' Out for Ya?)
So That's
Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout Willis.
Marlins 3 Yankees 2
Lucky Pierre: Juan Single
Pushes Fish Past Yanks. Get Down Ugie, Ugie, Ugie.
Nation Feels a Little Bit Better
A Little Defensive,
Grady Still Doesn't Get It
Tries to
Spin the "Special Season" BS
in PR Play for Next Coaching Job
"A lot of people have the answers after the results
come in."
(Except everyone on the planet had the answer before the predictable
result, and this time there wasn't even a question.)
"I don't know what (the front office is)
thinking right now. I know what my thinking is. My thinking was that
there were a lot of things accomplished around here this year. There
were a lot of people who were never baseball fans before in their
life and they became baseball fans toward the end of this year. I
know that what we did as a group, in this clubhouse and on that
field, made that come about. I have so much confidence in myself
that if there's some hesitation or some questions about whether they
want Grady Little to manage here again next year, that's a decision
they have to make themselves.
The confidence I have in myself is that
I'll be somewhere, if they opt to go in a different direction here.
I'm just thankful that when it did come to an end without us winning
the World Series, I'm just thankful that I'm the scapegoat instead
of any one of my players. A lot of people have the answers after the
results come in... if people want to judge Grady Little on the
results of a decision I made in that last game the other day, so be
it. In my heart, I know we had a great season here.
That's a tough situation for one to be
in throughout the course of a season in this market (no contract
extension), but whatever they want to do now I respect. I sleep good
because I know I have confidence in myself and I know that what we
did here this year was special. It was special to a lot of people.
I've got people on that field out there and throughout that game in
the seventh game thinking about Bill Buckner. That's a tough
situation to be in, you know what I mean.
Everyone knows the environment we're in
here in Boston. We're just fortunate that we have a large number of
players on this club this year who aren't distracted by a lot of
things like that. Knowing this, it just makes me thankful that Grady
Little is going to be the one taking the heat for the last-game loss
rather than one of my players. If we don't win the World Series,
which is the definition of winning here, somebody's got to be that
man and I'm just glad it's me instead.
You know, Grady Little makes a lot of
decisions throughout the season. The results of the decision are
good sometimes. The results of those decisions are bad sometimes.
The result of that decision I made on Thursday night in that seventh
game, the results were bad. I can't turn back the clock to make
another decision, just like every decision I make throughout the
season. Just like the decisions I make every game, every day in this
clubhouse and in the game. You make these decisions, a lot of them
turned out well enough to get us in a position to get in that
seventh game. But the results of the decision Thursday didn't turn
out well.
Nobody knows these players better than
me. We know that we all did the best we could. I made the decision
the other night to try to win the game. My players know that, and
that's all that matters. Pedro was throwing as well in that seventh
and eighth inning as he had the whole game. I made the decision to
leave him in there. That's the man I wanted in the game. The results
of that decision didn't turn out (well). My decision to leave him in
there at that time was not that much different than in the two years
I've been here with Pedro. When he gets in a jam, he's the one I
want to get out of that jam more than anyone else. As long as he's
got enough left in his arm. Four managers called me to say they
would have done the same thing.
There was a clubhouse full of tears. We
just closed the clubhouse after the game and I told every one of
them how proud I was of the job they had done. And the fact that
they never quit even when they had plenty of opportunities to quit
and fold up the tent and go on home, and they never did. All the way
to the very last out. They have a lot of respect for the job that I
do. I have a lot of respect for them. And that mutual respect is
what we're trying to build on here. I have confidence in myself, The
results on every decision aren't good all the time. But they were
sure good enough to get us to where we were. And that's the way I'll
go home."
(You could fire him just for the fact
that he has the audacity to drag Bill Buckner's name into it... but
maybe that's the new W.B. Mason commercial for next season. Who
knew?)
Manajerk
It's Too Late
Grady
Stayed in bed all morning just
to pass the time
There's something wrong here
There can be no denying
One of us is changing
Or maybe we've just stopped trying
And it's too late Grady, now it's too late
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died and I can't hide
And we just can't fake it
It used to be so easy living here with you
You were light and breezy
And you knew just what to do
Now you look so unhappy
And we feel like fools
And it's too late Grady, now it's too late
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died
and we can't hide it
And we just can't fake it
There'll be good times again for me and you
But we just can't stay together
Don't you feel it too
Still I'm glad for what we had
And how we won despite of you
And it's too late Grady, now it's too late
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died and
We can't hide it we just can't fake it
Don't you know that we...
We just can't fake it
Oh it's too late my Grady
Too late my Grady
You know
It's too late my Grady
Back to Little League
"For What?"
Grady's Post Game 7 Response When Told That
Red Sox Nation Wanted His Head on Stick.
Lies and Damned Lies:
"Pedro's
been our man in that situation all season long. He's the guy we
wanted there over anyone in our bullpen." - G. Little
Friday Oct. 17, 2003
Livin'
on the Ledge
Wild Card
Championship Parade Friday at High Noon!
Wild Celebration on City Hall Plaza Followed. Mayor Menino Says "Cowboy Up Boston!
Thank You All for Coming."
End Game
New York Post Prints Boston Version
File Under:
Dewey Beats Truman
Grady
Goes Belly Up!
The Sons of Grady
Little are DestiNY's
Child
Pedrovertime Backfires
"I
just thought I was coming out
(of the game in the seventh inning) until they told me the other
way."
- Pedro Martinez after Game 7
Curse
of the Grady-No!
"Pedro had gas in the tank... he was the
man we all wanted in there on the mound." - Grady Little
"You want to point fingers... point them
at me." - Pedro Martinez
"Grady ripped the heart out of New
England and stomped it right into the ground." - Ted Nation Member
Manager for Sale:
Grady on e-Bay
Eighth, Wonder of the World (Series):
Grady Leaves Cooked Pedro In.
Stick a Fork in Little
Now.
Welcome to Boston Bruce Bochy, Good Luck New Red Sox Manager
Tail Wagging the Dog:
Pedro Pulled Grady's Strings, Stings Nation.
OUTRAGED SAVAGE NATION WANTS GRADY FIRED BEFORE SUNSET THEO.
(Today Theo. Please and Thanks)
"Somebody
Gotta Pay" Right Papa Jack?
NEW YORK NIGHTMARE
Ruthless: Curse Crap is
Everywhere
"The Worst Loss in Boston
Sports History"
- Ted Sarandis
"What we have to go through on a daily
basis, what we have to put up with, is unbelievable." - Nomar Whine Garciaparra
The One T-Shirt the Sox Didn't
Print this Season:
Pictures Worthless a
Thousand Words
(Not for the faint of heart)
Boonedoggle
To Little: Too Late
Little Makes All the Wrong Moves,
Gets Star Struck, Stuck with Pedro the Manager.
Will Lose Big Job After
Costing Boston
Red Sox World Championship.
Bullpenned In. Sox Out.
Turn
Out the Lights,
The Party's Over,
They Say That All
Good Things Must End
Everybody Sing...
Another Generation of
Nation Will Go to their F'in Graves without a Championship.
B.K.
Tim
Wake Keeps Nation Up
All Night
Knucklehead Was Not Meant for Late
Inning Relief.
Trick Balls are a Home Run Waiting to Happen.
Varitek, Ortiz Taken Out of Game by
Grady Too.
Trot, Millar, Ortiz Big Bombs Forgotten.
Yankees Don't Suck Again.
"You are some real fans here, and as depressing of a night it is
tonight, I'm looking forward to next year. That's why we're Boston
fans, we might be down tonight but we'll cowboy up next season. And
lets keep this grassroots effort to fire Grady Little going. It
needs to be done.
Disappointed fan from RI in NC,
James Q"
Thursday Oct. 16, 2003
7-Up!
Pedro vs. Roger
Armageddon
Brawl in the Bronx
Game 7 for the
American League Pennant
Nervous Nation Can't Stand It
Sox
Are Alive and Kicking in New York
Shining Star Nomar
Struggling Shortstop Gets 4 Hits and Kids Don't Quit, Get Past Yankees in
7th
"Balls to the Wall" -
Johnny Damon
(But he also said "let's get through
the curse" :-(
Batter Up! Sticks Come Back in the
Stadium, Ortiz, Millar, Mueller Show Up
Boston 9 New York 6
Manny Feels Right at Home,
Nomar Finds the Holes,
Tek Takes One Deep
Damon Delivers in Clutch
Trot Goes Up Top, What a Relief
Embree, Timlin,
Williamson Hold the Line, Putting in Jones and Arroyo Goes Over the
Line
No
Apology Necessary
Marlins Wipe Out Cubs at Wrigley
(Steve Bartman
Expected to Leave Illinois on Red Eye)
Pedro
Speaks
"And this is the time of year
where you don't have any time to actually say "I'm hurting... I'm
sore" or "I feel bad" because regardless of how you feel you have to
go out there and make a commitment to the team and to the fans and
to yourself and just say "this is where I want to be and this is
what I want to do."
10.15.03: Joe Castig (JC): You must
be very anxious for a game 7?
Pedro: Yeah, I actually have to be, even
though I would like for things to be over before game 7. I can only
wish that we can get there.
JC: Do you feel like you're 100%
healthy going in, as good as you've felt all season?
Pedro: I feel pretty good, for this time
of year. And this is the time of year where you don't have any time
to actually say "I'm hurting... I'm sore" or "I feel bad" because
regardless of how you feel you have to go out there and make a
commitment to the team and to the fans and to yourself and just say
"this is where I want to be and this is what I want to do." And for
me it's a great pleasure to go out there regardless of how I feel, I
will always be able to go out there and give 100% effort and do
whatever I can to win one more ballgame.
JC: You have any concerns about
pitching in Yankee Stadium?
Pedro: Uh not really. When I'm in the
field, no, when I get off the field, well, it could get a little
ugly because so many crazy fans out there and crazy people that try
to do crazy stuff. I've been threatened before by fans and stuff,
the last time I was here, a little incident when one of the fans
banged on the window of the car I was riding and that sort of stuff
you normally think, you know, normal for the New York fans, and the
Boston fans, and whatever city you are, but at this point, yeah I
was a little concerned but I have pretty good security and I feel
pretty good about it.
JC: In your last start you threw a
lot of breaking balls and curve balls early, without giving away
trade secrets, are you thinking about your approach this time?
Pedro: Well I just went with what I had
in the first part of the game, I didn't feel all that well. I felt a
little sluggish in the first three innings, and then I picked it up
and I felt better, so I threw more fastballs and I mixed up my
pitchers a little bit better. But at first, that's all I had, and
that's how I tried to pitch and it cost me a couple of runs and you
know if I have to do it again I'm gonna have to try to do it with
whatever I have and that's what I had that day and too bad we ended
up losing the game. I hope that this time around I feel better and
I'm just gonna go out there and try to complete.
JC: Pedro how do you feel about
everything that's happened, do you feel anger, do you feel like it's
behind you, do you feel resentment? What do you feel about
everything that happened and what's been said?
Pedro: Yeah, about what has been said, I
can't do anything. Everybody has their own rights to think whatever
they want to think, I just know in my heart I would never raise my
hand to a guy like Zimmer or Joe Torre or you... anybody older I
respect and regardless of how fearless I look out there and how hard
I battle and compete and not being afraid of anything out there, I'm
a respectful man and I respect people, I respect the rights, I
respect human beings. A lot of people might not understand that, and
might not see it in me because I compete the way I compete, but they
don't see me off the field, they don't see how I think, they don't
know how you really feel and it's too bad that incident happened and
Zimmer had to go down, my first instinct was to hold him but then he
swung at me and I had to let him go so I didn't get hit in the face,
and at the time he was going down he was kind of pulling my arm so I
had to pretty much get my arms off of him and that's when it looked
like I pushed him but it wasn't my intention whatsoever and I was
shocked to see him come up against me, especially a coach, because
the coaches there are the people that we respect and feel and the
people that we really want to listen to when were in those
situations, and those situations are part of the game and incidents
like this shouldn't happen. And I was embarrassed because I was part
of it and especially with an older man like Zimmer.
JC: Pedro the national media and the
New York media have been pretty tough, do you feel they've been
unfair?
Pedro: Well the New York media has never
been easy with me and a lot of that has probably to see with the way
I compete against the Yankees. I don't talk much with the New York
media, so that probably has a lot to say with that too. I know that
a lot of people have approached me and I've talked with the media
here, the guys that really do it in a polite way that deserve my
respect have always been able to approach me and talk to me but some
of the other guys that just take pleasure on taking away a lot of
the things we achieve as athletes... I don't feel I need to talk to
those guys, I just let them write whatever they want to write and
that has a lot to say with that and also to create emotions between
these two teams and a little bit more of the rivalry, I think they
do that on purpose to sell papers, which is totally opposite to what
we do. We earn our money. I have a lot of respect for the Yankee
players and their coaches, and I believe they're a great team and I
respect them like that and the media wants to make it look worse
than it is.
JC: Do you have a good feeling about
today (Wednesday)?
Pedro: Yes I have a pretty good feeling
and I hope we pull this one out so I will have another opportunity
to win a game tomorrow.
Open Press Conference after game 6:
Who would you have had on the mound for a pretend game in your back
yark (back when you were a kid)?
Pedro: Back in those days? I had like
three favorites Nolan Ryan, Saberhagen, Mario Soto... one of those
three I would throw anytime.
Do you hope little kids new pretend
to be Pedro and Roger now?
Pedro: I hope they do, and they dream of
being a player like I did.
Are you nervous, excited?
Pedro: I gotta wait for the game
tomorrow, maybe I'll feel nervous then.
Pedro do you feel the same mood that
you did before game 5 against Oakland?
Pedro: Pretty much, yeah, it's one
important game that you have to go out and win.
Wednesday Oct 15, 2003
Dear
John
Just please get out of the first
inning.
Curse of the Boombino
Nation Not Feeling Too Well(s), But
Might as Well Win Two Down There
SLOPPY SECOND
The Defense Rests,
Sox Blow Second Chances
And Get No Second Wind
Yankees 4 Red Sox 2
Sox Scared Hitless in Clutch, But Grady Won't Change
Order
Nomar laughs it off with Manny in the
8th, says "I just haven't found holes, haven't let team down" and
asks reporter if he's an athlete, or if he's ever played the game.
Mia consoles distraught Nomar on team bus.
No Offense, But Nomar, Millar, Mueller Look Horrible
Again
Jeter Leads Yankees in October. Tangibles,
Intangibles.
The Night Chicago Died
"I thought after today's game every
pained, angry Sox fan could benefit from a little change of subject:
As hard as a game like today was to take (and I was there...), you'd
have to live a long, long time to see another one like the ChiCubs
Marlins game. Or just remember Game 6.
It all could have been different if not
for one stupid, souvenir seeking Cubs fan. And I don't know how
intense Chicago is about baseball when you really get down to it
(seems more cutesy than die-hard, but that's another story)...but if
it is anything like Boston, let's just say they showed that fan's
face on TV a little too long for his own good.
Wow. And I thought today's 4-2 loss
hurt." - A.G.
...Another
fan yelled, "You could tell we're better than Boston or he'd be dead
already."
Got Nomar?
Tuesday Oct. 14, 2003
ALL SYSTEMS LOWE
Derek is in the Twilight Zone Today
Assault and Batteries
17% of
Sox Ownership, a.k.a. New York Times, Encourages New Yorkers
to Pelt Pedro with Batteries in the Bronx
"Names or even nicknames will never hurt
Martinez, but in the absence of sticks and stones, a battery might.
When he's on the mound or when he warms up in the bullpen, he would
be within range of any Yankees loyalist with a good arm. But if
there's no Game 7, Pedro the Perpetrator will be safe. Until next
season."
- Dave Anderson, New York Times
Sox
Plan to Take Extra Security Precautions
for Pedro's Return to New York
Letterman calls Pedro: "the biggest punk
in baseball" on Late Show last night
Yankees Get Wake Up
Call
Fight Club Closed,
But Tim
Gives NY Knuckle Sandwich
Timpressive Again
Red Sox 3 Yankees 2
Series All Tied Up! 2-2
The God Squad Goes Yard
Praise the Lord
Nixon brings his A's game
Act of Todd
Walker gets Sox off on right foot
Tek Hustles Up! the Line for Game Winner. Timlin, Williamson Get the Job Done
in the
Late Winnings.
Trot, Tim Apologize for Nothing Trying to Get
Something Out of Manny, Pedro.
Moose Cuts Loose on Teammates
"We always seem to do OK when I don't pitch, so let the other
guys have it
and we'll win the series and we'll move on."
Yankee Clubhouse Coming Undone?
Monday Oct. 13, 2003
Front Office Fessed Up
10.13.03 Sean McAdam on Dale & Neumy on
WEEI: "The Red Sox front office has privately acknowledged that
Pedro threw at Garcia and that Manny overreacted."
Buck Up
On Pedro: Let the record show that it
was Martinez who started all this... Whether you're a Red Sox
fan or Yankees fan, it's obvious that Martinez was throwing at
Garcia. Martinez' reputation has taken a solid hit in the aftermath
of his pitch to Garcia, and only a couple of World Series victories
will save him from a winter of criticism.
On Walker: Though ticked off by Garcia's
purpose slide, give him credit for his candor in seeing the big
picture. "If I got a pitch thrown at me like the way he did," said
Walker, "I don't blame him."
On Manny: Manny needs to come clean and
explain his actions; his teammates must be tired of doing it for
him.
- Steve Buckley, Boston Herald
Cowboy Fed Up?
"The Red Sox haven't handled themselves
well as a group," said one American League GM. "When they clinched
the wild card, they acted like they won the World Series. Then they
beat Oakland and you've got (Derek) Lowe throwing his arm in the air
and gesturing at his Johnson. I'm tired of the hugging and tired of
their act, to be honest with you. It's like they don't know how to
win, and they don't know how to lose."
- Jerry Crasnick, ESPN.com
"Cluelessness"
"It started right
after the game, when Levine actually used the word "lawlessness" to
describe the late-game scene in the Yankee bullpen. This was another
example of Levine, whose job status is tied up with how much George
Steinbrenner likes him, trying to say what he thought Steinbrenner
wanted him to say in a heated Yankee-Red Sox moment like this."-
Mike Lupica, NY Daily News
Pedro is the One at Fault
"Which one would you
rather have now, Sox fans? Roger Clemens -- who kept his composure
and behaved like a professional Saturday night, winning the game for
his team despite his obvious anger? Or Pedro, the baby who hits a
guy after he blows a lead, then points at his head and at Yankee
catcher Jorge Posada, threatening "you're next"?
Pedro said a few
words yesterday and claimed that gesture was actually him telling
Posada that he'll remember Posada's angry words. Sure. And he wasn't
trying to hit Karim Garcia. And those young women hang out with
Donald Trump because they really dig his hair.
Sox fans don't like
to hear this, but Pedro was an embarrassment and a disgrace to
baseball Saturday. He gets away with it because he's Pedro. And the
Sox front office enables him, just as they do Manny Ramirez. Just as
they did with Roger when he was here and Yaz when he was here and
Ted when he was here." -
Dan Shaugnessy, Boston Globe
Yankee Logic 101:
A Three-Part Course
LESSON #1
A.) If an opposing player hits a home run off a Yankee pitcher, it
is acceptable for the Yankee pitcher to hit him in the head with a
pitch. Also, he may throw splintered bats at the opposing player.
B.) However, it is completely unacceptable for an opposing pitcher
to hit a Yankee batter in the back.
LESSON #2
A.) If a Yankee manager charges an opposing pitcher out of nowhere
with his arms flailing, that opposing pitcher must have the presence
of mind to step politely out of his way. If he does not do so, every
member of the Yankees organization and the media must rip this
opposing pitcher to shreds.
B.) If a lowly groundskeeper for an opposing team dares to root for
his employer's team which is losing in the 9th inning, the well-paid
Yankee pitching staff as well as any nearby outfielders are entitled
to surround, punch, and stomp this employee mercilessly.
Furthermore, it is unreasonalbe to question this understandable
response from the Yankees.
LESSON #3
A.) Fans of opposing teams, as well as members of the police force
in that team's hometown, always lie about what they witness.
B.) However, Yankee fans* never lie, especially not in front of a
national television audience, and never in stark contradiction of
video replays.
* Case study: Ed Hillel
- Samuel Pratt
RAINOUT
Wake Up on Monday. Mussina Pitches for NY.
Game 4 in Boston: Monday, October 13th: Tim Wakefield
vs. Mike Mussina, 8:18pm. Game 5 ticket holders only.
Cry Me a Zimmer
"Embarrassed"
Zimmer Breaks Down in Tears at Fenway Press Conference. Apologizes
to Yankee Organization, Red Sox Organization, Fans, Family and
Umpires for His Foolish Actions Yesterday.
HWL Don't Have Press
Conference
Sox Owners Were Just Answering a Few Questions Where We Learn That:
John Henry is Looking for an Apology from the Red Sox Side as Well.
Henry Also Not Happy with Yankees President Randy Levine Who Won't
Withdraw "Lawlessness" Comment After Evidence Proves Otherwise.
Yankees, MLB Not Happy with Fenway Owners Press Conference.
Pedro Needs to Watch His Back in the Bronx
"If the Red Sox win, all they are
guaranteed is a trip back to New York,
a place where Pedro Martinez will have to watch his back after
yesterday’s embarrassing display."
- Steve Bruno, NYYFans.com
Game 2:
Old Grady's a Gunslinger
- Steve Kurth
Sunday Oct. 12, 2003
Reign
Continues?
Tonight Sox gonna pull out like it's
1999
or does Wells Run Dry this time?
(at least Grady's not starting Jackson at second)
Boston $75k New
York $15k
Sox Win Battle of the Fines
MLB Fines Punk-Ass Pedro $50k, Macho Manny
$25k, Krime Garcia $10k, and Zimmer the
Aggressor $5k, for Fenway Fiasco
Hubbub!
Cowboy Uproar!
But
Cooler
Heads Prevail.
Yankees Manage to Stay Focused While Sox Try to Turn Fenway into Big
Apple Circus.
New York Wins Fenway
Melee:
Bottom Line:
Yankees 4 Boston 3
NY Leads ALCS
2 Games to 1
MASTERCLUB
Parking:
$60.00
Scalped Tickets: $1,800
Red Clad Fans: 10,498
Homer Hankies: 4,219
Shaved Heads: 2,753
Varieties of "Cowboy Up" T-Shirts: 47
2 Watered Down Light Beers: $15
Slogans and Chants: 22
Sing-Along Songs: 8
Fist Fights: 6-1/2
Rally Bad-Lip-Synch Guy: 1
Watching Your
Team Get Their Ass Kicked Again
When it Counted?
RUTHLESS.
BrouHaHa
With Sox Trailing 4-2 in the 5th,
Dominican Yaz
Yuks it Up! with Manny and Pedro after Ramirez Rage. File Under:
Laughing All the Way to the Bank or
Just Happy to Be Here.
Cowboy
Ugly
DISGRACE
NoShow Martinez Takes
Sox Out of Game Early
Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time-Pedro Throws Nation a Curve, Pete
Manhandles Zimmer, But Can't Handle Yankees. Staked to Early Lead,
He Pulls Up the Stakes.
Martinez Gets Mad and
Goes Headhunting
"Yankee players vilified Martinez. "Guys in their bullpen were
telling our guys that they can't stand it that when he starts
getting beat. He throws at guys and everyone else gets hurt," said
one Yankees star. And there wasn't, as the Boston Herald's Tony
Massarotti pointed out, much support for Pedro in his own clubhouse,
save that he "kept us in the game."
-
Gammons on Game 3
Former
Dominator Turned Junkballer, Trashtalker is Mentally and Physically
Out of It.
(Sox have now
lost 15 of 25 Yankee games Pedro starts)
Clemens
Outduels, Outclasses, Outplays, Outwits Nitwits in Final Fenway
Appearance.
Martinez put himself
before team, game.
Macho
Manny Goes Loco
(but the pitch
was only so-so)
Ramirez Overreacts to
High Strike
Clueless
Outfielder Needlessly Goes After Clemens:
"I'm gonna f*** you up... f*** you!"
But Roger Sets
Him Down as Manny Bails Out
They Really, Really Love You Back Home Manny
Zimmer
Down Old Man
(Hey Gerb,
Chess King '78 Called, They Want Their
Marked-Down Butt-Ugly Cardigan Back)
Short
Memoirs for
Pop Off
the Sweater Man
''I don't believe there's a human being
in professional baseball who would throw a ball hoping to hit a man
in the head,'' Zimmer writes. ''I was disappointed with Piazza
coming out and saying Clemens threw at him on purpose. What's
Clemens supposed to do? Throw the ball over the plate so Piazza can
keep hitting home runs off him -- or make him feel uncomfortable?
''I've been hit in the head twice, and
without the benefit of a protective helmet,'' he adds, alluding to
when he was a shortstop in the Brooklyn Dodgers organization. ''The
problem you have in baseball today is that hitters don't know how to
get out of the way of pitches because pitchers are afraid to pitch
inside anymore.''
-
Zimmer's Memoirs of a Baseball Lifer
Yankee Penitentiary
Jeff "Assault"
Nelson and Karim "Battery" Garcia Lead Gangland Style 7-on-1 Attack
on
Enthusiastic Groundskeeper. Boston Police Continue to Investigate,
Victim to File Lawsuit.
They'll Be
Wearing Horizontal Pinstripes Soon
From official Boston Police report: "Jeff Nelson was observed
pushing/grabbing the victim in the chest area at which time both
parties fell to the ground where Jeff Nelson began punching and
flaring his legs at the victim. At that point numerous other members
of the Yankees bullpen jumped on the victim (some striking the
victim and others attempting to break up the melee). The right
fielder (Karim Garcia) from the Yankees was then observed jumping
the right field wall, into the bullpen and begin striking down at
the victim with his left hand.
Lt. Kelly McCormick of Area B-3 forwarded witness information to Det.
Dunn and P.O. Pankievich regarding their eyewitness account of the
incident where they stated they observed member(s) of the NY Yankees
baseball team initiate an unprovoked attack upon the victim.
Summonses to be sought in Roxbury District Court for assault and
battery on both Jeff Nelson and Karim Garcia of the Yankees baseball
organization."
Nomar's MIA
Nomar Hamm
Lays Another Egg,
Toast Again.
A thousand
theories: He's tired, his wrist still hurts, he's mad, he's busy
getting married, he's opening his shoulder, he's pulling everything.
Pictures worth a thousand words.
Hammer and
Nail Rivalry Continues Tonight
Game 4 in Boston: Sunday, October 12th, 7:30pm:
John Burkett (0-0, 6.75 ERA) vs. David Wells (1-0, 1.17 ERA)
Saturday October 11, 2003
Cowboy Uprising
at Home on the
Strange
The Brawl in Boston II
Pedro
vs. Roger
Tumble in the
Twilight
|
FOR
PETE'S SAKE:
Step it Up!
or
Step Aside. |
WHERE IS ROGER?
IN
THE SHOWER AGAIN? |
RAH-Ger RAH-Ger
RAH-Ger RAH-Ger RAH-Ger RAH-Ger
'99 REVISITED: REMATCH
OF RIVALS AT FENWAY
Good Seats
Available (on your couch)
Last Dance:
Hope you took a picture of your last appearance Rockette, because
it's all business this time.
eautiful
Day
The heart is a
bloom, shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room, no space to rent in this town
You're out of luck and the reason that you had to care,
The traffic is stuck and you're not moving anywhere.
You thought you'd found a friend to take you into this place
Someone you could lend a hand in return for grace
It's a beautiful day, the sky falls
And you feel like it's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
You're on the road but you've got no destination
You're in the mud, in the maze of his imagination
You love this town even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over and it's been all over you
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Touch me, take me to that other place
Teach me, I know I'm not a hopeless case
See the world in red and blue
See Pedro right in front of you
See the Monster broken by ball
See the black cleats clearing second out
See the Kenmore fires at night
See the river at first light
And see the dog with a bone in his mouth
After the A's all the Cowboy Ups came out
It was a beautiful day
Beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Touch me, take me to that other place
Reach me, I know I'm not a hopeless case
What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
You don't need it now, you don't need it now
Beautiful day (You too)
The Rich Get Richer
Hey rich guys in the first two rows: let
our guys catch the foul balls this weekend!!!
It may seem crazily paranoid, but it
happened in Game 2 of the Cubs-Marlins series when a Cubs fan kept
their catcher from snaring a ball one row deep.
Anyone who can help in getting this
simple message out to those front-row fans who could interfere,
please do.
Those 27 outs don't come easy. Can't
have some d-head cost us one by fighting Varitek for a foul ball.
RAH-Ger RAH-Ger
RAH-Ger RAH-Ger RAH-Ger RAH-Ger
Pennant Express
Leaving Splitsville
Sox Just Need to Win at Home
Game 3 in Boston: Saturday, October 11th:
Pedro Martinez (1-0, 3.86 ERA) vs. Roger Clemens (1-0, 1.29 ERA)
Friday, October 10, 2003
BK Kiss 108 |
...that's Korean for
"Good Morning Matt Siegel" |
|
The Original
Shaved Head
Red Sox Fanatic. Matty Up! |
Tom Thumbs Sox
Brady Bagged
in Foxboro Dunkin' Donuts Sporting Yankees Cap.
T.G.I.O.
Thank God It's Offday.
Exhausted Red Sox Need to Rest Up!
Yankee Doodle Andy
EMPIRE STRIKES
BACK
Sweep? Pettitte
Says Forget It After
Sox Let Lefty Off the Hook Early
New York 6 Boston 2
Garciapopup, Millar Struggle
Walker Sitting is Talk of the
Town
Bill Mueller (Very
Unprofessional)
After Thursday's game, Pedro Martinez's locker was roped off with
tape that read: DO NOT ENTER. BAD MOOD.
Bad Omen
But Damian
"Defense" Doesn't Cost Sox
Kapler,
Jackson: Holes in Batting Order
Sox Get UpTek
in the 6th
Jason Goes
Deep, but It's Not Enough
Sauerwalk puts
it away.
Ruthless
Crazy Fox: 25 Ruth images per game
(But Babe has a different message above)
Boston's Shaved
Heads Get Nicked in New York
Johnson HR puts
Yanks on top to stay
DJ Single
Put Sox Up First
LOB's Put Pressure on LOWE
Cowboy
PopUp!
Millar leaves 'em loaded in first.
Jet lag lingers for big Boston bats, Cowboy Letdown.
Thursday, Octob 9, 2003 - Game Two Yankee Stadium
It
Takes Two
(To Make a Sweep
Go Right)
It
takes two to make a sweep go right
It takes Lowe to make it outta sight
Hit it!
I
wanna pitch right now
Not Cy Young but I get Lowe down
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the pitchers mound
Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you're contagious
'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser
To be spank the Yanks is what I choose 'a
Ladies love me, fans adore me
I mean even the ones in '01 gonna shoot me
Like the way that I'll pitch against the A's yo
The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause
It
takes two to make a sweep go right
It takes Lowe to beat New York tonight
Hit it!
My
name is D-Lowe, I gotta real funky concept
Listen up, 'cause I'm gonna keep you in step
I got an idea
That I wanna share
You don't like it? So what, I don't care
I'm number one, the uno, I like comp
Bring all the Yankees 'cause all them I'll stomp
Bold and white but I won't protect
All of my followers 'cause all I want is respect
I'm not a doctor, put them A's in rapture
A slick brother that can easy outfox ya
Cause I'm Derek, the last name Lowe, yeah
And on the mound, I'm known to be the freshest
So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard
I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard
I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest
Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes
It
takes two to make a sweep go right
It takes Lowe to make it outta sight
Hit it!
The
situation that the Sox are in
I'm kinda stingy that's why I don't wanna lend
A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend
But listen up 'cause I want you to comprehend
'Cause I'm the leader, the man superior
I take care of ya and then ya get wearier
So just sit, my pitches are not counterfeit
The records fall which makes this one a hit
It won't hurt to listen to Red Sox Alert
Shave off your lid
Make sure it don't hit the dirt, dog
I like comeback kids--the guys, the girls
I want the ducats 'cause this is D-Lowe's world
I'm on a mission, ya better just listen
To my rhymes 'cause I'm all about dissin'
'Cause
It
takes two to make a thing go right
It takes Lowe to make it outta sight
Hit it!
I
stand alone, don't need anyone
'Cause I'm D. Lowe, just came out to have fun
Don't need friends that act like foes
'Cause I'm D-Lowe, the one who knows
About things that make ya get weary
Don't cheer me, just hear me
Out 'cause I got the clout--shout (Ho!)
Before I turn the party out
I won't stutter--
Project my voice, speak clearly
So you can be my choice
On stage or on record
Go to the Tek and select it
Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back
I like the Whopper, f**k the Big Mac
If you want static, so let's go
So, throw up your hands
Go for what you know
Bro', I got an ego
Yo, talkin' to me? No
Oh
'Cause Lowe is in the front, J. Tek is on the Back up
We're not soft, so you better just Cowboy Up
'Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze
Rock the mike with the help of J-Tek
Rock on the Stadium, the music plays
Only cuts the records that I say
It
takes two to make a thing go right
It takes Lowe to make it outta sight
Hit it!
All
right, now, J-Tek
now, when I strike to three
I want you to get busy
You ready now?
One, two, three, get loose now!
It
takes two to make a thing go right
It takes Lowe to make it outta sight
Hit it!
- Rewrite of
It Takes Two Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock
"We're Winning Ugly Together"
- Theo's New Tagline (on the haircut only of course)
"We did it all last night"
- Theo's on Game Won (starting pitching, working the pitch count,
great defense, incredible bullpen "so happy for them... they
deserve it."
Bullpen Bonanza
14-2/3 scoreless from pen, 16 straight men for Timlin
Game 2 in New York: Thursday, October 9th:
Andy Pettitte vs.
Derek Lowe
All Systems Lowe
Derek
Delivers Again Tonight, Stick a Fork in New York
Johnny Be Better
10.9.03: Damon on 'EEI:
"I woke up this morning, so I'm happy about that. I actually just
woke up, sleeping right through the night. When I rose my left hand,
I actually thought I was walking off the field raising my hand, I
wasn't sure if I was a member of the Oakland A's or the Boston Red
Sox, I had no idea I was being wheeled off in a stretcher. Not until
1:00am to. My arms are bruised up because of the rough ride to the
hospital, they mis-stuck me a few times. I have no recollection of
Manny hitting the home run. I just don't remember much of it. ...If
we play well and win this ballgame, it saves me another day or so."
Wednesday Oct. 8
Game 1 in New York: Wednesday, October 8th:
Tim Wakefield (0-1, 3.52 ERA) vs. Mike Mussina (0-1, 3.86 ERA)
GAME WON
Wakefield of Dreams
Knucklehead Knocks Down New York For
Starters
Red Sox 5 Yankees 2
"My
spikes are always on." Wake is always available.
First
Post Season Win for Wake
Since '92, Timpressive.
Sox
Can Finish Off Yanks At Fenway
Cowboy Upper Deck
'Tiz, Manny, Walker Go
Way Back in Bronx
Umps Get That Pesky Pole Call Correct
Lying interfering Yankee fans, Josh
Mandelbaum of
Fair Lawn, NJ, and Ed Hillel of Manhattan, NY,
Get a Bronx Cheer from Here.
BULLPEN IS BACK
One tough Embree, Timlin gets outs,
Williamson is on.
Tuesday, Oct. 7th:
Play Ball!
BK's
Bad Influence Hits Home Already
It's Official: Closer Kimpeached
As we
reported Sunday, Bad Karma is off the Yankee playoff roster. Adrian
Brown out too.
Soup
is on. So is Mr. Jones.
One
word from Theo... "matchups"
Wake Up First!
Timpossible Dream Season Continues
Damon OK, Won't Play Until Saturday
Hench and Sports Guy Work Their Mojo Out West
Street Car Named Desire
"Knuckleheads" in Kenmore
Fanatics Go Over the Top Outside Fenway
Bye George
MANNYFEST DESTINY
Ramirez 3-Run Bomb Puts
Red Sox on Top in a New York Minute
4-3 Boston Final, No Choakland
Monday, October 6th:
STRIKE
THREE CALLED!
Derek Comes in to Deliver the
Win.
No Sauerwalk!
BOTTOM OF THE NINTH,
BASES LOADED
HIGH STRIKE CALLED, ROLLER UP
THE FIRST BASE LINE...LYONS SAYS "BILL BUCKNER ANYONE?" ...SHOULD
MILLAR HAVE FIELDED IT?
ALL SYSTEMS LOWE!
NO INTENTIONAL WALK, D-LOWE
GETS THE K FOR OUT 2 ON MELHUSE
GHOST IN THE
MACHINE?
Casper
Schiraldi Can't Save It
WILLIAMSON WALKS HATTEBERG, GUILLEN TO START THE
INNING
Fox Drops 1918, Ruth on Us in 9th
Timlin vs. Tejada
Timlin is NOT Calvin Schiraldi's Cousin,
Mike Gets Miguel to Ground Out
Embree Handles Lefties
JOHNNY BE GOOD
Nation Prays for Damon
CENTER
FIELDER AND DAMIAN GO DOWN IN HORRIBLE HEAD-ON COLLISION! JACKSON
OK. JOHNNY WILL BE TOO. CONFIRMED CONCUSSION, OVERNIGHT STAY AT
HOSPITAL FOR OBSERVATIONS.
JOHNNY RAISES HAND FROM STRETCHER AS HE GETS CARRIED OFF FIELD.
NATION HAS FLASHBACKS OF TONY C WATCHING JOHNNY D.
Goodbye Choakland
ORTIZ, KAPLER, TIMLIN READY TO GO AFTER
DISRESPECTFUL PUNK A'S FANS
Pedro Hangs in for 7
In Comes the Pen
Bald
is Beautiful
TEK TIES IT UP
LET'S GO RED
SOX
Jason Goes Up and Out on Zito
Pedro Walks Hatteberg with Two
Out. Guillen Drives in Lead Run. Getting Hit Hard in the 6th.
Millar needs to lose 20 lbs,
gets thrown out easy after watching double turn into out at second.
Pictures worth a thousand words.
Good Luck Tom Werner girlfriend Katie Couric, who was seen in the
owner's box at Fenway this weekend, was out in LA to cover the
recall and watched the game at Sonny McLean's in Santa Monica.
Witnesses say she was enjoying some wine and high-fiving Sox fans
all night.
D-Lowe takes his place alongside Carbo, Hendu and O'Leary in the
pantheon of improbable heroes.
Congrats, fellas.
In da
Club (50 Cent)
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go Huddy its
your off day
You've gotta party like it your off day
You've gotta sip Bacardi likes its your off day
And you know the A's don't give a frig cause its your off day
You can find him in da club, Zito is his
bud
Macha he's got what you need if you need to throw a dud
Huddys into grabbing dress, He's not into pitching rest,
so go give him a hug if your into getting rough.
You can find him in da club, Zito is his
bud
Macha he's got what you need if you need to throw a dud
Huddys into grabbing dress, He's not into pitching rest,
so go give him a hug if your into getting rough. - B.W.
Cab Ride to Faneuil Hall: $18
Beers at Hennessey's $16
Fruity Drinks at Q: $90
Throwing only 11 pitches in Game 4 and
having to be Zito's big girl wing man? Priceless.
Inside Track Gets Story Day Later
Breaking News:
Dennis & Callahan Suspended for Two Weeks, Good Morning Greg
Dickerson.
Pedro-a-Go-Go in Oakland
Tonight!
Fight
Club
A's Pitcher Tim Hudson
Snapped in Boston Club Last Friday Night
Eight People Have to
Control Crazed Right-Hander in Wild Melee
Gammons Backtracks and
Now Admits Something Happened
KNBR, the WEEI of
Oakland, rips Boston Dirt Dogs and says FOX25 has proof the fight
never happened (Let's See It)
Q&A's
Email from the recently fired bartender
Marc Cerone at Q (unedited):
Saturday, October 4, 2003:
"Last night I had to work at the worst club in Boston, that club
being Q. At about 9:30 I was told by my clueless Irish manager
that two Oakland pitchers had just came into Henessey's
downstairs, he had no idea who they were. So, I immediately went
downstairs to check it out. Much to my suprise (sic) Tim Hudson
and Barry Zito were standing in front of me. It was basically just
the two of them with a group of other guys who were overweight and
certainly not players. I was a little taken back at first seeing
these two assholes, realizing how good they are and that they were
the main culprits to why our Red Sox are down 2-0. (Little side
note: Hudson is a small dude, can't be taller than 5'10'' - Zito
though is about 6'4'' with some size). Well, as the night went on
the two of them were hanging out downstairs in Hennesesy's
chugging drinks and everything was pretty calm. At one point Zito
actually grabbed the guitar from the band and Hudson grabbed the
mic and they gave the crowd a little tune. (I wasn't there for
this). Anyways.....
At around 12:00 I got word that two of
them and there (sic) little crew were coming up to Q to hang out
in our VIP section. So, up they came to continue the festivities.
Hudson was smashed - absolutely tanked. He was on the dance floor
by himself dancing up a storm. He was grabbing every girl in sight
(a few sluts were all over him, but many different girls had to
push him away - clearly not realizing who he was or how much money
he has). Zito this whole time is keep a low profile chilling in
VIP not doing much.
Well, for no particular reason, at
around 1 o'clock or so, I left my back bar to go to the front bar
- when all of sudden a fight starts to break out. I happen to be
right in the middle of it and I see this scrappy, pretty big kid,
take a swing at someone. I was right next to this scrapper so I
immediately grabbed the kid and put him in some ineffective
pathetic headlock. Next second, I look up, and who is coming after
him - Hudson. I am holding this kid, while Hudson fires his drink
at him, missing the kid completely and nailing me directly in the
chest. I am still clinging on to this kid trying to get him out of
the mayhem that had begun, when Hudson proceeds to throw a barrage
of punches nailing the kid in the head on a few occasion, and
brushing me on one occasion. It was weird. Finally, one of the
awful bouncers that now works at Q helped me grab the passionate
sox fan away from Hundson (sic). Hudson lost his mind. I turned
around, after the kid who started this riot was fired down the
back steps, and Hudson is still going on, trying to get to him. 8
people were trying to hold Hudson back, including myself, but he
wasn't having it.
Finally, he calmed down. But, I will
say this the guy is a pyscho (sic). He was firing punches, with
his right hand, and the series could be riding on that arm. It was
a classic night but, I am not happy with myself. I should have
forgot about my responsiblities (sic) at Q and done anything I can
to break his arm. So, if he pitches game 4, and throws a gem, I
will take full responsibilty (sic)."
Sunday on Sports Final, WBZ-TV4 Sports
Steve Burton reports that Oakland pitcher Tim Hudson was "totally
smashed" and got tossed out of Club Q in Boston (located
above "Hennessy's" off Faneuil Hall) Friday night along with Barry
Zito.
Lee's Fit
Update: It appears one Boston
rockhead named Lee, who was part of a 20-man birthday party, took
issue with Hudson's presence in the Club Q, where Hudson and Zito
had ventured up to from Hennessy's downstairs where the two had
played with the band moments earlier. Hudson was bombed upstairs,
dancing alone on the dance floor, chugging drinks. Boston fan Lee
decided to become a hero, and got in Tim's face about being out in
Boston. A brawl broke out when Hudson came chasing after this fan
who got in his face and had asked Tim to leave. Hudson threw his
drink and hit another local who was holding the a-hole fan back.
Hudson then unleashed a barrage of punches. The aggressive fan was
removed. Hudson continued to chase after him with 8 bouncers
trying to restrain him. Zito remained an innocent bystander in the
VIP section. Then they removed the uncooperative Hudson from the
premises after 1:15am. He is rumored to have been hurt in the
fight, and this may be the reason he left the game early
yesterday. Rumors that he was chasing women around the club which
aggravated the offender cannot be confirmed. The club manager
naturally denies the incident as does Beane shill Peter Gammons.
According to the San Francisco
Chronicle "It was a big melee. He was throwing haymakers,'' said
the security guard, who spoke on the condition his name not be
used. "Honest to God, he's 160 pounds and it took eight big guys
to hold him back,'' the staff member said of Hudson. "It was five
minutes of mayhem.''
Hudson Goes Off the
Deep End
"It's all right, I'll take Barry Zito
over Pedro Martinez any day."
Game 4 in Boston: Sunday, October 5th: Hudson (16-7) vs. Burkett
(12-9), 1:06pm EDT, ESPN
Five
Alive
Big O Blast Blows Away A's in Eighth
David Delivers Double Trouble for
Athletics
Boston 5 Oakland 4
California Here We Come
We've been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for #1
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Cowboys grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down to the final one
California here we come
Right back where we started from
California!
Here we come
Onward with Pedro
Take it as we go
Nothing's gonna stop us now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin' of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from
California!
Here we come!
Pennant Express
Heads Back Out
West
Bay Area Battle for Series on
Today at 8:00pm
Manny Happy Returns
Ramirez Responds,
Turns Boos to Cheers
The Manny Finally Gets it Right in Eighth
Finger Food for
Thought
Calling Kimmigration?
We may have seen the last of BK
in a Red Sox uniform. Kim will not be
on roster for Yankee series.
Alive and Kicking
You turn me on, you lift me up
And like the sweetest cup I'd share with you
You lift me up, don't you ever stop, I'm here with you
Now it's all or nothing
'Cause you say you'll follow through
You follow me, and I, I, I follow you
What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when it all cracks up?
What you gonna do when the Love burns down?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?
Who is gonna come and turn the tide?
What's it gonna take to make a dream survive?
Who's got the touch to calm the storm inside?
Who's gonna save you?
Alive and Kicking
Stay until your love is, Alive and Kicking
Stay until your love is, until your love is, Alive
Oh you lift me up to the crucial top, so
I can see
Oh you lead me on, till the feelings come
And the lights that shine on
But if that don't mean nothing
Like if someday it should fall through
You'll take me home where the magic's from
And I'll be with you
What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when it all cracks up?
What you gonna do when the Love burns down?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?
Who is gonna come and turn the tide?
What's it gonna take to make a dream survive?
Who's got the touch to calm the storm inside?
Don't say goodbye
Don't say goodbye
In the final seconds who's gonna save you?
Oh, Alive and Kicking
Stay until your love is, love is, Alive and Kicking
Oh, Alive and Kicking
Stay until your love is, love is, Alive and Kicking
The Plane Truth: "One club is
dreading a flight to Oakland, one club is looking forward to it."
- Grady Little, Sunday October 5,
2003
Heading West Young
Men?
First Things First. Burkett Has to Get
Off on the Right Foot.
Pedro "I'm available today (Sunday)" Will Stay at Fenway and Travel
with the Team.
Stayin' Alive
Saturday Night Fever
Well, you can tell by the way he
walks-the-walk,
He's Trot Nixon: no need for talk.
Pinch hit now and you've been warned.
He's been kicked around since he was born.
And now it's all right - it's O.K. -
And you play hard the dirt dog way.
We can't try to understand the B.K. Kim effect on fans.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're another,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of 7 on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
We'll live to see another day.
We can't try to understand the B.K. Kim effect on fans.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're another,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Alive.
Night goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help, me, yeah.
Night goin' nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah.
Stayin' Alive --- (... Well , you can tell .... )
HOME RUN TROT WALK OFF SHOT
Nixon's the Won
7-Eleven is Heaven, Praise the
Lord!
Boston 3 Oakland 1
"The Purpose Driven Ball,"
Trot writes the book on Clutch.
How you feelin'?
Trot, Trot, Trot
Sweet-n-Lowe
Derek and the Domino Effect, Timlin On
for Three. Scott Great for One.
Pedro Was Ready to Close in 9th as
Kim has Tightness in Shoulder
The Luck Rule
Tejada's Quit Cost A's Run
Welke Rules!
Obstruction Opinion Keeps Oakland Out
"L-I-L-L-Y" Backs Were Bush
Beane May Ban Extras from the Dugout
Don't Let the Music Do
the Uppin'
Sox Must Ban That Godawful Faux Willie Nelson "Cowboy Up" Song:
"And Jason, and Trot, Todd and Tim..."
Make it Stop! Beyond Embarrassing!
You Could Hear a Pin Drop When it Ended Charles.
Lilly Hammered Tonight
"What the Lord's path is, we
don't know. We go on faith just by showing up every day." - Bill
Mueller
RISE UP!
There's a flood, red jersey
On the cold wet ground
And the rain is falling down
The clubhouse door's thrown open
I can hear the organ's song
But the congregation's down
My team is in ruins
My team is in ruins
Now the sweet veils of mercy
Drift through the evening breeze
Leaving men on the corners
Like scattered leaves
The boarded up ballpark
The empty streets
While my batter is down on his knees
My team is in ruins
Can't watch the Bruins
Come on, Rise Up!
Come on, Rise Up!
Now there's tears on the pillow
Darling, when we slept at 3:00
And you took my heart when you left
With your swing and miss in 12
My soul is lost my friend
Now tell me how do we begin again?
My team's in ruins
My team's in ruin
Now with these fans
I pray Lord
With these fans
I pray for the strength Lord
With these fans
I pray for the faith Lord
With these fans
We pray for your love Lord
With these fans
Pray for the lost, Lord
With these fans
Pray for this Nation Lord
With these fans
I pray for the strength Lord
With these fans
Come on, Rise Up!
Come on, Rise Up!
Come on, Rise Up!
Rise Up!
Dennis the Menace
No Rush to Judgment, WEEI Suspension
Coming for METCO Comment Mess. John is Devastated. File Under: Media
Wise, Sound Foolish.
Forever Plaid at Fenway
The New Valentino Fall Line
Trot Nixon and other veteran players are
asking fans attending next weekend's playoff games at Fenway Park to
wear Johnny Valentin's plaid sports coat as a show of support for
the team by making the A's dizzy like everyone who watched Red Sox
This Week. "We'd like to challenge the fans,'' Nixon said. "Everyone
in this clubhouse would love to look out there at Fenway and see a
sea of plaid sport coats. It would be awesome to paint the town that
ugly.'' You can get your Valentino jacket at the Topsfield Fair all
week long.
Beat A's with the B-bats
Game 5 in Choakland: Monday, October 6th: Zito (14-12) vs. Pedro
(14-4)
No 3-Days Rest Necessary
A's Up! 2-0
in 20 Hours
162 Games Down the Drain
So, are we all meeting at Logan or the Baseball
Tavern with our
Wild Card Champion T-Shirts?
The Curse of the
BarryZito
Boston Gets Buried Out
West
Sox Still Hung Over from Horrible Loss
Hours Before.
Manny, Big O: No Shows
Mr. Cowboy Up Falls Down Too.
From A's to Zito
To
Little: Too Late
Did Last Thursday's After Hour, Personal Trips Home,
and Manny's Missed Busses Loosen Up Sox Too Much?
Can They Regroup with Grady?
You Do Not
Hear the Fat Lady Singing
"Come back on
Sunday to see if I've been vindicated. And if my positive vibes turn
out to be apocryphal, you can trust that I'll have my hair shirt on
and the self flagellation will commence. I'll be so acrid you'll
think I've morphed into Silva."
- Ed Cossette, Bambino's Curse on Fox Sports Net New England.
Five to One
Yeah, c'mon, Love my girl
She lookin' good, C'mon, One more
Five to one, baby
One in five
No one here gets out alive, now
You get yours, baby
I'll get mine
Gonna make it, baby
If we try
The old get old
And the young get stronger
May take a week
And it may take longer
They got the guns
But we got the numbers
Gonna win, yeah
We're takin' over
Come on!
Yeah!
Your ballroom days are over, baby
Night is drawing near
Shadows of the evening crawl across the years
Ya walk across the floor with a flower in your hand
Trying to tell me no one understands
Trade in your hours for a handful dimes
Gonna' make it, baby, in our prime
Come together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, aha
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, gotta, get together
Ohhhhhhhh!
Hey, c'mon, honey
You won't have along wait for me, baby
I'll be there in just a little while
You see, I gotta go out in this car with these people and...
Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, got to
Get together, got to
Get together, got to
Take you up in my room and...
Hah - hah - hah - hah - hah
Love my girl
She lookin' good, lookin' real good
Love ya, c'mon
- The Doors (cranked on the Live
album right now 6:00pm)
Hey BK, FU2
Kevin Shea issues "BK's apology."
(Whatever, I like his spunk.)
"They boo because they want to cheer you."
- Every other Red Sox player who gets it.
Missed...
Arrrgh! October
Dominican'ts
Boo Birds Fly
in Face of Manny Canseco, as MoneyBags is Not Helping the Cause.
M0-for-Oakland
Ortiz has been Awful,
But Knee Bothering MVP.
(Walker Ready to DH for David
on Sunday)
Even Grady Gets
a Little Off the Top
Will he get the
full cut tomorrow?
"He stays either way." - Sean
McAdam
Game 3 in Boston: Saturday, October 4th: Lilly (12-9) vs.
Lowe (17-7), 7:36pm EDT. ESPN2, 5
Todd Kicks Some Grass
These Boots
Were
Made for Walker
You keep saying you've got something for
me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
These boots are made for Walker, and
that's just what he'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be
truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These
boots are made for Walker, and that's just what he'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be
playin'
and you keep thinkin' that you´ll never get burnt.
Ha!
I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain't HAD time to learn.
These boots are made for Walker, and
that's just what he'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
John
Henry Nipped Us
"If we get down a run or two...don't
fret. If we get down a game or two...don't fret. Anything can happen
in the short series that occur in October. Anything."
- John Henry "Thank You" ad,
September 30, 2003
One More Time
The
Rising
Can't see nothin' in front of us
Can't see nothin' coming up behind
We make our way through this darkness
We can't feel nothing but this chain that binds us
Lost track of how far we've gone
How far we've gone, how high we've climbed
On our back's an 85-year-old stone
On our shoulder a half mile of lies
Cowboy up for the rising
Cowboy up, lay your hands in mine
Cowboy up for the rising
Cowboy up for the rising today
Left the Park this evening
Balls stinging filled the air
Wearin' the cross of our calling
On Grady's fired they came chargin' up hill
Cowboy up for the rising
Cowboy up, lay your hands in mine
Cowboy up for the rising
Cowboy up for the rising today
Li,li, li,li,li,li, li,li,li
There's spirits above and behind us
Aces gone bad, but his eyes burnin' bright
May his precious pitch blind us
Wake, as we stand before the Oakland fight
Li,li, li,li,li,li, li,li,li
I see you Manny in the garden
In the garden of a thousand sighs
There's a perfect picture of our players
Dancin' in a diamond filled with light
May we feel teams around us
May we feel them lose it this time
A dream Series comes to us
Like a catfish dancin' on the end of my line
Sky of blackness and sorrow (a dream of mine)
Sky of love, sky of tears (a dream of mine)
Sky of glory and sadness (a dream of mine)
Sky of mercy, sky of fear (a dream of mine)
Sky of memory and shadow (a dream of mine)
Your burnin' wind fills our Park tonight
Sky of longing and emptiness (a dream of mine)
Sky of fullness, sky of blessed strife
Cowboy up for the rising
Cowboy up, lay your hands in mine
Cowboy up for the rising
Cowboy up for the rising today
Li,li, li,li,li,li, li,li,li
Wednesday, October 1, 2003
-GAME ONE TURNS INTO "GAME 6"
A's Bunt, Sox Punt
They Didn't Cowboy Up When it Counted
Cowboy Throw Up!
A'squeeze One Out with
Bunt Stunt
EXTRA PAINFUL
Athletics Bury Sox in 12
Under the Weather Derek Comes Undone
at End
Oakland 5 Boston 4, in 12
(We're Fretting John Henry)
Bullpen Blew It, But Bats Disappeared After Eight
Grady: "The game's gotta end somehow..." Why take out Kim?
"Solely the percentage of lefthanders, we had done that earlier in
the season and won the games, that didn't happen tonight."
Or Tease, Cowboy Pop Up
Manny Stranded at Second in 12th
D-Lowe Needs to Bring A-Game
SOX BARELY
ALIVE,
STARTER IN RELIEF
Bad OMEN: DAMIAN STRIKES OUT
FANS SEE GHOSTS
WHEN WILLIAMSON COMES IN
ADRIAN BROWN OUT!
nIGHTMARE IN choakland
A'S TIE SOX IN NINTH
EMBREE
OH NO!
Is Alan
Even a Lefty?
And Was He Alright?
Grady
Overmanages to Blow it. Fastball-Only-Embree Hadn't Pitched Since
June 27th
Kimikaze
B.K. = Bad Karma (Again)
KIMBECILE PUTS MEN ON BASE. GRADY THROWS EMBREE ON THE FIRE.
Millar
Saves Game, Catches Nomar's Wild Throw. Manny 5-LOB Costly.
86 the Negativity!
We Are
Not Cursed!!
Walker
Steps Up!
Todd Hits Two
(He did
whip some ass like he said)
Pedro
Gets Out of 7th Inning Jam, Average Stuff Ace
Throws 130 in Big Effort, Four Hits for Walker-on-Water
Tek
Takes One Deep,
Timlin Not Timid Tonight
Big
K, but Kim Comes
Out
There
is No Justice:
Fans stuck with late nightmare ESPN trio
Red Sox
Nation Takes Over Oakland
"Let's Go Red Sox"
BACK
IN THE SADDLE
For the first time since '99, the Red
Sox and their Nation enter October with unbridled enthusiasm.
Oops! He did it again
Britney sings:
I think
he did it again
He made us believe this is the campaign
Oh baby
The bullpen always gets crushed
You gotta be kidding, is Grady serious?
'Cause the pitchers change just on a whim
That is just so typically him
Oh baby, baby
Chorus:
Oops!...He blew it again
He played with our hearts, knows nothing ‘bout game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...His moves are not swell
They’re choices from hell
We’re not that innocent
You see my problem is this
we’re dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
we cry, watching the games
Can't you see we know who to blame
But to lose games with this wuss
That is just so typically us
Baby, oh
Chorus:
Oops!...He blew it again
He played with our hearts, and lost the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...He thinks we can win
You know that’s not a sin
But we’re not that innocent
"Cowboy up"
"BK, before you go in , there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought that Bucky dropped it into the screen in the end"
"Well BK, I went up and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"
Oops!...He did it again to our hearts
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that Grady’s from above
We’re not that innocent
Chorus:
Oops!...You gave it away
You messed with our heads, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think Theo’s in love
He should give you a shove
We can’t be innocent
Oops!...You screwed up the game
You played with our hearts, you drive us insane
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think we’re naïve
You’re gonna get heaved
We’re not that innocent
- Bryan Lampner
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