Birthday Oh Boy! Tim Wakes Up Sox
with 2,000 Innings Spectacular.
McCarty Parks a 3-Run Drive Bye. Youk Comes Through.
Sox Don't Flop in the Trop, Win 6-3
Embree Gets Right Against Lefties, Foulke Gets in Game.
BREAKING NEWS (LITERALLY):
Laughing Hyenas Pedro and Manny Having a Great Time on the Bench While Teammates are Mad as Hell About Blowing the Division
SHOCKER: Lou Piñata Outmanages Lou Pinella
BELLHORN HAS A BROKEN THUMB, HEADED TO DL Mueller to play second. Dave Roberts joins club.