"They're a walking disaster. They act like they're tough, how they care so much about winning, but it's all a front. They're just a bunch of characters." - BALCO Gary "on six teams for a reason" Sheffield

WHO'S YOUR PAPI NEW YORK?

Staying Alive, Sox Survive in 12, 6-4

Mueller Timely, David Deadly

Last Gasp Saves Sox

D-Lowe Delivered, Roberts to the Rescue
Sox Stick a Foulke in the Yankees

All Systems Lowe

D-Lowe Won't Shake Wallace's Hand After Removal

Staying Alive

Well, you can tell by the way they talk the talk,
Our long haired man, and the chicken hawk.
Music loud their beer is warm.
They've been kicked around back since Game 1.
And now it's all right, it's okay
They live to see another day.
You can try to understand
The prime time light's effect on them.

Whether they can win another
And Yankees cry for mother,
They're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.

Well now, I get Lowe but why use Mike?
And if I can't get Tito, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on Roberts' shoes
Dave's a runnin' man and he just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's okay
They live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The prime time light's effect on them.

Whether they can win another
And Yankees for their mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And they're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Yanks goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Moose goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive

Well, you can tell by the way Pedro will walk,
He's a Nelson man, no time to talk.
Mango trees where he'll be warm.
He's been kicked around since 2001.
And now he's all right, Pete's okay
He will pitch old school today.
We can try to understand
Mahow's influence on him.

Whether he can win another
Don't talk about his mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Sheff goin' nowhere.
Somebody help him.
Somebody help him, yeah.
Sheff goin' nowhere.
Somebody help him, yeah.
Stayin' alive
'Sui goin' nowhere.
Somebody help him.
Somebody help him, yeah.
Alex goin' nowhere.
Somebody help him, yeah.
Stayin' alive