I don't malice Renteria
He ain't gonna hit the ball
Had $40 million dollars but he
Theo spend it all
If we had Miguel Tejada
Another leader we’d have found
Oh well, I'll pop a note to Tito and he’ll move Edgar down.

What I really wanna know
La Russa
mmm What you really want to say
He’s sensitive
Well his glove, that we neeeeed, oh
ER will have to -
Hide till he get back
Find handshake of his own
Tito's gonna love one and all

He hears the boos, hears the boos,
heeeears the boos
And he got to suck it up, oh yea huh
Well I swear that he

What I really wanna know
La Russa
What you really want to say
He’s sensitive
That glove make it go-woh
Rent-a-Wreck will have to...

What he really wanna say
La Russa
What he really wanna say
Is I've got mine
Edgar, will he make it?
oh Yes, Hanley comin' up.

Tell shy guy that if he knows what is good for him
he best go run and hide
Fans got a new No. 45
And they won't think twice to stick that signing straight down Theo's throat
Believe me when I say we could get something for his slumping ass

What I really wanna know
La Russa
What he really wanna say
He’s not the one
Look back, and he'll ma-e-a-e-ake it, yeah
But we will have to wait yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeea, yeah, yeaah

Somewhere to Hide at Fenway

The Full Matty

Clement Goes the Whole Nine Yards
Not Bringing in Foulke was an AutoMattic Decision

Right on the Manny, Sox Win 5-2

"Those red shirts are unprofessional." -- Overheard at Fenway

Dr. Schilling

Shonda Schilling Receives Honorary Doctor of Public Service Degree From Framingham State College

Shonda Schilling received an honorary Doctor of Public Service (D.P.S) degree from Framingham State College today. Shonda is a melanoma survivor and has saved lives with her public awareness work for skin cancer prevention. She has also spent countless hours raising money to research a cure for ALS, commonly known as Lou Gehrig's disease.

"I am so proud of Shonda. In additional to being a wonderful wife, and mother to our four children, she has been an inspiration to so many young people in taking a tough and frightening personal experience and turning it into a public health campaign that literally saves lives," said Curt Schilling. "This doctorate degree is a great honor but it is well deserved too. Shonda gives so much time, energy and commitment to raising funds for SHADE and raising awareness of the dangers of skin cancer. I am a very lucky man."

In addition to receiving the degree, Shonda Schilling served as the commencement speaker for today's graduation at the Village Green in Framingham.

RED SOX WIVES TO JUDGE SHADE POSTER CONTEST
Shonda Schilling, Aimee Arroyo, Karen Varitek, Erica Mantei, Dawn Timlin and Peggy Henry to select winners from 13,000 entries. Monday May 23, 1:00-3:00pm

Over 13,000 sun-safety posters will be judged in the SHADE Foundation of America SunWise Poster Contest. On Monday, May 23, many Red Sox wives will be at Fenway park to select the winning artists. One artist from each New England state will win the chance to meet Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling on June 4th at Fenway Park when the Red Sox host the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. One artist selected from the 6 state winners will receive the grand prize and throw out the first pitch prior to that game.